1. I love you with all my butt I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
2. After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F.
3. 8 Planets
204 Countries
809 Island
7 Seas
6,000,000,000 People
AND I AM STILL SINGLE.
4. "Did you just fall?"
"No, I attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"Yeah, I am freaking talented."
5. All my life I thought air was free...... Until I bought a bag of chips.
6. Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason you need medicine.
7. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.
8. Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it.
9. On the internet you can be anything you want. Unfortunately some people choose to be stupid.
10. Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?
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Funny Jokes, Quotes, Sayings and Texts.
HumorJust a random amount of funny stuff for the entertainment of everyone..... I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. Just thought this would be fun to make.
