21. This is Sparta! ...... No this is Patrick!
22. A drunk man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I have got news for you. You're going straight to hell." The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, " MAN I'M ON THE WRONG BUS."
23. If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either.
24. Don't break anybody's heart they only have one. Break their bones they have 206 of them.
25. A thief broke into my house last-night and started searching for money so I woke up and started searching with him.
26. People say that finding love is the best feeling of all. But I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is the best.
27. Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
28. Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.
29. If you were not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
30. Ever look at your ex and ask yourself "Was I drunk the entire relationship?".
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