1. I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
2. Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
3. Today I realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.
4. Menstruation
Menopause
Mental breakdowns
Notice how all of women's problems begin with Men.?
5. Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
6. Without stupid people we would have no-one to laugh at. Take a moment to thank a stupid person for their contribution.
7. Whatever doesn't kill me............................. Had better start running.
8. If you have something stupid to say.... Please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth.
9. It is all fun and games until the cops get called, then it is hide and seek.
10. Teacher: "Now give me the opposite of this sentence, 'Children in the dark make mistakes.
Juan:"Mistakes in the dark make children."
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Funny Jokes, Quotes, Sayings and Texts.
MizahJust a random amount of funny stuff for the entertainment of everyone..... I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. Just thought this would be fun to make.
