Florence: You're kidding me. I go to the mall for two hours and you, Crissy, and Lizzie have food sex.
Scarlett: To be fair I was mad and I express my anger in sex sometimes.
Florence: Wow. Can't believe I missed the chance to be in that pussy.
Scarlett: Huh.
Rachel: You can still get mine. (Kisses Florence)
Cherry Wolmbat: (Stands up) Scarlett Johansson. I've been waiting to find your stupid ass!
Scarlett: Excuse me?!
Cherry: You killed my mother!
Scarlett: The old woman who kept attacking me!
Cherry: She was more than just an old woman. She was a soccer champion in 1959. She mastered golf in 68 and went to a gold mine and struck gold in 72. She was loved by many.
Scarlett: So am I. Boohoo hun!
Cherry: You stupid bitch! (Pulls Scarlett's hair)
Scarlett: (Screams) Get off of me!
Lizzie: Here we go!
Crissy: Get off my wife!
Cherry: (Rips Scarlett's hair)
Scarlett: (Gasps)
Crissy: Her hair!
Florence: Guys look at her hair?!
Rachel: Is it real?!
Scarlett: Yes!!
Crissy: You're a psycho! (Slaps Cherry)
Cherry: You're supporting a murderer! (Chokes Crissy)
Scarlett: (Slams Cherry to the ground)
Flight attendant: I'm gonna need you ladies to settle down or you'll have to leave on the next stop.
Scarlett: The next stop is New York.
Flight Attendant: No the next stop is Canada.
Scarlett: I was told this was a plane to New York.
Flight Attendant: It's a plane to Canada.
Scarlett: Let me off!
Florence: Scarlett we're in mid air!
Scarlett: Get me five parachutes and a scone. Ladies we are skydiving to New York!
Crissy: WHAT?!!
Scarlett: Oh, how I've missed New York.
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Scarlett's Wife (Lesbian Love Story)
FantasyI'm making this for one of my best friends Crissy. She is in love with Scarlett Johansson. Leave your comments if you like and advice on my next Scarlett fanfic. Edit: Thanks for all the support.. I didnt expect this to be a big hit so tysm... Also...
