Chapter 10: Elizabeth Kitty Who?

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Previously On Scarlett's Wife..........

Scarlett: Hey my name is Scar-

Crissy: Yeah I know who you are. My name is Crissy.

Scarlett: Hey  Crissy. I've been looking for a girl that meets your description and I happen to think that you are hot.

Crissy: Thank you. That means a lot to me.

Scarlett: Wanna kiss?

Crissy: Sure.

Scarlett: (Pulls our ring) Will you marry me Crissy?

Crissy: I-

Scarlett: Okay. (Grabs Crissy's hand) (Runs) (Runs through the sand to the ocean) Take your clothes off.

Scarlett: We're going to Hollywood!!!

Crissy: Yay!!!

Atriel: Woohoo!!!

Liv: Whatever.

Scarlett: Don't slow down!! (Grabs the wheel)

Liv: Scarlett!!!

They drive the car off a bridge.

Scarlett: (Screams)

Liv: Scarlett!!

Florence: We're gonna die!!

Rachel: Ahh!! Ahh!! Ahhhh!!!!

Vanessa Johansson: (Steps out of the car) Oh look it's the bitchster.

Scarlett: (Turns around) You! Vanessaaaa!!!

Vanessa: What's wrong  Scarlett? Not happy to see your sister.

Scarlett: I thought you dropped that sisterhood vendetta a long time ago.

Vanessa: I'm not the one with a vendetta sister. Now come give me a hug.

Scarlett: (Sighs) Fine.

Scarlett: What do you mean the ship is gonna explode.

Jurui: We need to hit earth but the thing is we don't have enough fuel to. We'll have to use the emergency latch of fuel.

Crissy: THEN USE IT BITCH!

Jurui: Im trying bitch, please shut it!

Crissy: What did you call me?!

Jurui: A stupid bitch. That's what you are.

Crissy: (Grabs the back of Jurui's neck)

Jurui: (Screams) Spills fuel all over the floor)

Scarlett: OH MY GOSH!!!

Florence: Shouldn't Scarlett be heading back home now.

Aubrey: Yeah she should.

Brianne: (High fives Natasha)

Natasha: (Bumps wine glasses with Jodie Comer)

Jodie: I was at my mothers house when you called. When you said you wanted to get drinks Nat I thought you meant an orgy.

Natasha: No. Not this time babe.

Jodie: (Smiles)  (Sips drink)

And Now....

Jodie:Please calm down.

Audience: BOOOO!!! WHERE IS ELIZABETH KITTY?!!!!

Jodie: She's trash! You think I can't twerk and shake my ass! I'll do y'all one better. (Rips her panties off.

Audience: (Gasps) JODIE COMER'S PUSSY!!!!!!

Jodie: (Pulls her bra down exposing her tits) You like these girls too?

Audience: (Claps)

Jodie: Say Elizabeth Kitty who?

Audience: Elizabeth Kitty who??!!!!

Florence: (Kissing Lizzie)

Crissy: WE HAVE GOT TO GET TO THE ATMOSPHERE!!!

Scarlett: I FEEL SO SICK!!

Jurui: Probably because you are nude and had space sex!!!

Scarlett: Shut it bitch!

Crissy: SHOW ME HOW TO GET BACK DIPSHIT!!!!

Liv's Ghost: Crissy...

Crissy: Liv.

Liv's Ghost: Press the red button and pull the dark green lever..

Crissy: (Presses red button) (Pulls dark green lever)

Jurui: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!

Crissy: Saving us.

Jurui: You can't pull the lever at the same time as you push that button. It'll put the rocket into self destruct mode.

Computer voice: Self destructing in 5 minutes..

Scarlett and Crissy: OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!!

Atriel: (Folding Clothes)

Aubrey: Atriel.

Atriel: Aubrey! (Hugs Aubrey) It's so good to see you.

Aubrey: Same. Did you wash and dry and fold all my clothes?

Atriel: I know how tough its been for you for a while now so I wanted to help you out.

Aubrey: I really appreciate that.

Atriel: I appreciate your existence.

Aubrey: Aww..

Atriel: (Looks Aubrey in her eyes) I l-

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