Cut The Bullshit

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Scarlett: (Screams) I thought you were dead.

Rachel: I'm not dead.

Natalie: Yes you are. (Stabs Rachel)

Scarlett: (Gasps) Why'd you kill her? (Backs up to window)

Natalie: (Runs toward Scarlett and kicks her through the window) Haha!

Scarlett: (Screams) AHHH!! (Falling)

Natalie: (Standing at the top of the window) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
YOUR DAYS OF LIVING ARE OVER SCARLETT!

Scarlett: (Screaming) AHHHHHHH!! (Wakes up) (Breathing fast) Oh my gosh. No. No. No!!

Crissy: (Gets out the shower) (Runs into the room naked) Scarlett are you okay?

Scarlett: Natalie. She kicked me through a window and I was falling.

Crissy: I know you and Natalie have had a feud but this is the eighteenth nightmare of her you've had in the past three weeks. It's been three weeks since we've had sex.

Scarlett: I know baby. I'll get therapy.

Crissy: (Wipes her hair with a towel) Mm..mm..lalala..

Florence: What the hell is this?! (Holding up a piece of paper)

Lizzie: A paper clearly saying that you ain't getting NONE OF MY DAMN MONEY!!!!!

Florence: I'm owed that money.

Lizzie: Well be broke, die rich.

Florence: (Smacks Lizzie) I've had it with you. I see why scar doesn't forgive you. You're a stupid cheap mommy hogging skank! IM THROUGH!!! (Runs away) (Screams) AHHHHHH!!!!

Lizzie: Oh well.

Brie: Why?

Natalie: Cus I'm not coming back to do a reunion series for a dumb rice smacking show when only Scarlett's followers are the reason it even got a season five.

Brie: You and all our cast mates leaving is the reason we DIDN'T GET TO FINISH SEASON FIVE!!

Natalie: It was a dumb show. Boring and I cant even believe you copyrighted riverdale by naming a series ricerdale.

Brie: It wasn't a copyright and I've had up to here with you bitch!! (Smacks Natalie) (Runs away)

Natalie: (Screams) DIE A HARSH DEATH YOU FUCKING COW!!!!

Lizzie: Hey. (Wearing diamond necklace)

Crissy: Hi.

Scarlett: Cut the bullshit Lizzie! YOU STOLE MY FUCKING NECKLACE THAT I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!

Lizzie: I'm sorry. I was borrowing it.

Scarlett: Give it back.

Aubrey: Guys.

Lizzie: Aubrey. (Turns around)

Scarlett: ERRRRRR!!!!!!! (Runs away and falls down the stairs) AHHHHH!!!!

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