Romain, You Can Go

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Scarlett: What are you doing here Romain?

Romain: You know damn well the kids miss you. I'm just being the best I can be.

Scarlett: We all know there's no best when it comes to you Romain.

Crissy: Romain, you can go now.

Romain: Oh. Is this your wife. You pretend you love.

Scarlett: Excuse me?!

Romain: Whoops.

Scarlett: (Throws Romain off the boat)

Rose: (Screams) DADDY!! Mommy why?!!!

Scarlett: Meet mommy 2.0! HER NAME IS CRISSY!
WE ARE GOING HOME CHILD!!

Rose: Stop yelling at meh!!!

Scarlett: SHUT UP!!

Rose: (Cries) WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Crissy: Be nice to her!

Scarlett: I'm just mad at myself for forgetting I had kids!

Rose: You forgot about us!! (Screams) MOOMMAAYYYY!!!

Scarlett: STOP ACTING LIKE A BRIT!!!

Melanie: I can't drive this boat with all that noise!

Romain: WATCH OUT!!!!

Atriel: (Crashes a boat into Melanie's boat)

Scarlett: (Screams) AHH!!

Lizzie: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL!!!!??!

           *The boat flips over and both boats sink*

Cherry: (Smiles) That's unfortunate.

Officer Albenez: (Handcuffs Cherry) Gotcha ya sack of shit!

Cherry: (Screams) AHHHHHHH!!!! I HAD TO GET THEM ON THOSE SHIPS YOU CANT MOLEST ME INTO CONFESSION!! AGHHH!! FUCKKK NOO!!!!

Officer Albenez: Molesting women is fun for me and I'm a cop so I get away with it.

Cherry: I'll pay you 13 grand to molest Crissy in her sleep and get me out of this room and handcuffs.

Officer Albenez: I don't take bribes but you can suck my dick and I'll think about it.

Cherry: I suck really good you sure you want that.

Officer Albenez: Yes. (Unzips his pants) I'll be the judge of that. Now get to sucking my meat lady!

Cherry: You'll have to uncuff me first.

Officer Albenez: Can do. (Unhandcuffs Cherry)

Cherry: (Kicks Officer Albenez in the throat)

Officer Albenez: (Falls back)

Cherry: (Jumps up and down on top of Officer Albenez) I'll cut it off before I ever suck it. (Grabs gun off his belt) (Leaves the room)

Officer Jimenez: Hey!

Cherry: (Shoots all the cops in the room) BITCHES!!
(Runs outside) IM FREE!!! (Rips her bra off) (Rips her shorts off) (Runs away)

Officer Maryna: (Tackles Cherry to the ground) You're going on death sentence you nasty piece of shit!! (Slings Cherry up from the ground)

Cherry: (Cries) I HATE!!!! WAHHH!!!

News Recording: Two ships found sunken underwater. Children and women injured and in need of cash and insurance. What a terrible loss of words for woman and brilliant actress Scarlett Johansson.

Elaine Hendrix: Scarlett Johansson.

Liz Gillies: Scarlett Johansson.

Yolanda Lynes: Scarlett Johansson.

Aria Brooks: Scarlett Johansson.

Kirsten Johansson: SCARLETT INGRID JOHANSSON!! (Crying) (Sobs)

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