"A lone sword" -a one-shots book

" unnatural "

one punch man x reader
zombieman x reader
romantic
+vampire reader

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A dry, metallic liquid leaked from your violently painted fangs. The chips in your blood fed teeth and your sore jaw made you look like you had just been indulging yourself in a butchers shop.

Technically that assumption wouldn't be too far off, but it wasn't exactly correct either. On a normal day you attacking pitiful civilians would immediately be reported to the heroes association but today was a special day, it was the one day of the year where your vampire misadventures would be socially acceptable.

Today was the day that seeing monsters of any kind was a fun little celebration of candy and pranks, today was Halloween. Now yes, you definitely shouldn't be drinking some poor sob blood, especially since you're already getting blood packs from the hero association. But this particular loser was basically begging you to bite him, who assaults people anymore anyway.

Lucky for you, fresh blood always tasted better anyway. Thing is, whenever you did get a fresh drink you had to deal with repercussions. Which were incredibly borish and repetitive, Unless the repercussions came in the form of a particularly hot gentleman.

"Again?" A scoff left a familiar figure's lips. It was soon followed by a reveal of this mysterious figure. A sly smirk slowly stretched itself onto your face. Thankfully God decided to have mercy upon you and sent down your favorite angel.

"You won't believe me but this dude actually asked for it." You said with unreasonable glee. Zombieman slowly approached you, bringing his magnificent figure closer to your own.

"You're right." He took your bloodied wrist to his lips and gifted it a soft kiss. "I don't believe you."

You were now so very flirtatiously arrested and considering converting religions because this man could only be a gift from a higher power. "So where are you taking me Z?" You prettily fluttered your lashes as you were lead to a shiny black car.

"You'd think that after so many offenses you would know by now." Zombieman politely opened the door for you despite your quiet laughter, and waited for you to sit. "Well yeah, but the questions set the mood." You looked to your right to see Zombie getting in the driver's seat. As your eyes met a soft, a barely noticeable smile pulled at his lips.

"You are intolerable." He finally responded while rolling his eyes. "Isn't that your favorite thing about me?" Your eyes were still boring into his. It stayed a wee bit quiet till he gave his attention to your now, way-to-close face. "No, it's always been your lips." A soft smile spread on his face which was a very kissable amount away from yours.

You let your hands climb up and cup his perfect face. He stared deeply into your irises, creating a tension that couldn't be described all you could say is it rivaled the heat of the sun the way it made you want to melt. Zombieman's cold hands tickled your waist and brought you two unbearably closer. "We really have to stop starting dates like this." He basically whispered not even a inch away from your face.

"Aww but the foreplay is top-tier." You cackled, your devious laughter was immediately put to a stop to by his plush nearly magnetic lips slipping into yours. A soft pop released the kiss and you couldn't possibly imagine why.

"Is that blood?" Zombieman asked somewhat mockingly.

"An ignorable amount I hope?" You pursed your lips out hoping to convince him that your musky blood breath was still opportune for kissing.

Zombieman man scrunched his face up in a joking disgust as he started the car. You angrily groaned in response to his blood-repellant nature. Zombieman only rolled his eyes at your irritation as you two drove off to personal your jail cell.

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