"A lone sword" -a one-shots book

" spectacle "

peacemaker x reader
+implied sex
+feminine reader

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It was supposed to be like most of your sexual ventures. Only difference should've been the known third member.

"Hey Chrissy?" You were painfully hungover inside of Peacemaker's gaudy trailer, digging through your most- convenient hookups' fridge. "Where's the sandwich stuff I bought last time?"

"Ate it all." Chris said, though it was hard to hear him under his stack of pillows. "Sorry." Vigilante softly kicks his calf in response.

"Thief."

You chuckled inaudibly at Vigilante, he might've been a psychopath but at least he was consistent. "Nah, shouldn't have expected Chris to go shopping anytime soon. I'm still hungry though." You closed the fridge door and went back to your coconspirators. "Since your boss wants you dead, and you work as a busboy I guess momma's paying huh?"

Vigilante opens his mouth to retort before Chris smacks him. "Don't deny free food Vig." You snickered and started to make the search for your wallet.

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"They look like losers." You tsked at Chris's annoyed face that was directed towards you. "If you know them then-"

"Pfft- I don't- We do not know that completely normal group of non-losers." Vigilante sputtered, he always did that whenever you asked about his secret identity and things related to it.

"I hang out with you two dorks all the time. I like losers." You couldn't help but try to convince them of something. Maybe you just wanted to know their connection with the groups of losers that keep glancing over at your table. "I'm sure I'd like your friends."

Chris gives you a stink face that said something along the lines of are you sure? and Vigilante looked relieved. "No idea who those people are, but I also think you'd like them." Vigilante has a thin smile imprinted through his mask.

You give the two of them a scrutinizing glare before sizing up the group, trying to decide if meeting your favorite casual, easily available, no-strings-attached hookups' friend group was worth it.

"Do you want to meet them?" Vigilante looked at Chris confused and you replicated his reaction, you would've thought that Chris would've been more unhappy about his sexual life and personal life clashing.

"Sure I guess, a short greeting couldn't hurt." You shrugged off a heavy feeling that had been compounding in your chest.

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"Oh my God they're coming over, act natural." Leota whispered to half of her closest coworkers. Emillia completely ignores her advice and gives the tall, modelesque woman her undivided attention as she sauntered over to their table with Chris following behind her.

She moved with not a single drop of uncertainty even as she plopped herself mostly on John's thigh once she got to the table. "Hey, I'm Y/N. I'm assuming you guys are friends with these two?" Y/N had a sparkling smile and pretty dimples that complimented it perfectly as she motioned towards Chris who awkwardly looked over her.

"Y/N chill it with the toothpaste commercial, also slide the fuck off of Economos." They laughed what had to be a practiced laugh, with the way her face only creased in a way that flattered her more, after her performance she gave Economos a short apology and slid off half his lap.

"J- John Economos. Ma'am." She seemingly smiled wider at that.

"I'm Leota and this is Em-" Leota looked at Harcourt for approval to use her first name and she cautiously nodded, her attention still stuck on the siren. "Emillia. So uh- are you and Peacemaker-"

"Wow! That's such a gorgeous name! I have to put that in my journal, Leota." Y/N easily cut Leota off with a certain blase attitude that made it hard to get mad. Leota just guessed that she didn't want to be asked the what are we question.

"Thank you. So Chris, were you planning on introducing us to your..." Chris looked proud, he was wearing a smug expression as he stared at Leota who was just trying to find out why Aphrodite incarnate wanted to hangout with the 11 street kids. "I'm sorry are you Vigilante's sister or something?"

The woman's only reaction was to shake her head no, which looked menial compared to Vigilante's loud sound of disapproval from his eavesdropping position. After another glowy smile,"Nah, I'm just- around often. We're friends." Chris relaxed when he heard the words and squeezed into the seat next to Leota.

"She's super hot how could you think she'd be related to Vigilante." Chris seemed to have snapped out of his weird funk.

"Aw, bully. Vigie's cute, asshole." Y/N softly hit Peacemakers arm as he rolled his eyes. "Anyway, it was super cool to meet your coworkers but I gotta go. Really, really nice to meet you guys." She confidently rose up, ignoring the confused looks the group gave her and the leering eyes of those who hadn't had the pleasure of meeting her as she left.

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"Who was that?" John and Emillia said at the same time, as soon as the fucking goddess drove away in her pricy vehicle.

"Don't be jealous, it's like she said. We're friends." Chris said with a smug smile on his face and to the group his reasoning for bringing her over became abundantly clear.

"Vigilante come here, I want to ask you something." Vigilante huffed from his hiding place and plopped down next to John. "Is that chick your girlfriend?"

"Whoa dude I can't answer that, what if someone's watching and then they decided to kidnap her to like-"

"Chris. Who was that?" Emillia repeated, this time with more strength in her tone. Leota had noticed her almost infatuated look with Y/N from the moment that she walked in, she didn't want to assume anything but...

"Cool it Harcourt she's just a hookup with a great big crush on Peacemaker." Chris smiled, which immediately reminded me of the beautiful beacon of light that we had just seen. "And she thinks Vig is pretty cool too."

Emillia seemed to take in the response as if it was a secret code, with a hard look and tentative huff. "Well she's seemed- sweet. If not a bit touchy." John said in response to Emillia, as if she had said something else about her telepathically.

"Is she a one-time thing?" I decided this would be my last question about her unless we found out something batshit.

"Nope, me and Vig have been fuc- ouch! We've been sleeping with her since I got back, after the pregnant witness chick." Chris fumbled mid-sentence because of a strong kick to his foot.

"Maybe you could invite her to the office or something, she looks like she could lighten the mood?" I tried to offer an olive branch as Emillia gave Chris a death-stare. "Sounds good guys?" John and Emillia agreed pretty quickly and after a little bit of convincing Vigilante had begrudgingly agreed to it as well.

"I'll see what I can do. Alright?" Chris crossed his arms and looked at Vigilante and muttered something under his breath. "Should've just gone to the grocery store."

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A/N:

Made this since season 2 of Peacemaker got teased just a wittle, I kind of rushed making it so it's only 1141 words. Which is more then words than I think this little snippet needs (not the best writer) but it seems to be my average.

Rq I wonder if people are reading these and just don't comment, so if you are reading this just so you know, I enjoy getting comments and you can request stuff. That's all Hope you have a good rest of your day.

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