Fyozai Oneshot Book

2 - Special

New chapter that is an actual oneshot AND an early update?

New chapter that is an actual oneshot and an early update!

How are you guys?

I'm back with a special chapter, requested by my friend of course. Today's main ship is......

Ranpoe!

Of course, this is a Fyozai oneshot book so there's also Fyozai in here, continuation of the flower shop au btw.

Also, pls go check out my new fic.

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"Hey Poe!!" Ranpo shouts, running towards Poe, who was writing a novel. Poe looks up at him and mumbles curiously, "Do you need anything?"

A few minutes later, Poe found himself being dragged outside by Ranpo, people looking at them strangely but staying quiet anyways. "Buy me some snacks! There's a store near here!" Ranpo said to him cheerfully, knowing that Poe will buy them for him right away.

Ranpo was right, Poe would buy the snacks for him right away without asking anything about the price because that man is fucking rich (and handsome, not that Ranpo would say that right now though, he still want to confess later. Maybe he'll be able to meet Fyodor and Dazai there too.)

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Meanwhile, at the agency.

"Where is Ranpo?!"

"Can you call him?!"

"His phone is on silent mode!!"

"FUCKKKK!!!"

"DAZAI'S GONE!!"

"WE NEED RANPO FOR THIS CASE!! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CHOOSE ANOTHER TIME TO DISAPPEAR?!"

The whole agency is in chaos, they tried questioning Yosano because she usually knows where Ranpo is but she doesn't say anything so fuck that option. They tried calling him but it turns out he decided to put his phone on silent mode. Dazai is also not an available option because he's also gone.

They're all in panicking mode except for Kenji, Yosano and president Fukuzawa. Kenji's just there doing his work and smiling, Yosano is cooing at Kenji's smile and texting Kouyou because they're fruity af.

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Coming back to our main couple today.

Update: Ranpo's dragging Poe again.

They're walking(dragging and being dragged) towards an amusement park nearby because Ranpo is fucking bored and he saw Dazai there so why not. Plus, a double date with your friends is pretty nice isn't it?

"Hey guys!" Ranpo yelled, running towards Dazai and Fyodor, Poe rushing towards them behind him. Fyozai turned their heads towards him and both smiled, Dazai had a look that seemed like he was asking if they were on a date. Ranpo replied with a look of 'Poe doesn't know that this is a date' Fyodor then interrupted their silent conversation with his own look of 'find a new lover, this one is too dense.' Ranpo looks at him like he's crazy and shakes his head, seeing their silent conversation, Poe interrupts with a question, "Are you two on a date?"

Dazai and Fyodor answers in sync, "Yes." Ranpo asks them silently if they wanted a double date and both nodded, seeing their replies, he grabs Poe's hand and ran to the rollercoaster. Fyodor and Dazai turns to gaze at each other's eyes for a moment and walked to where Ranpo was.

The day goes on with more chaos in the agency and more fun for Fyozai and Ranpoe. The sky was getting dark so they had to get going, Ranpo saw this as a chance to confess to Poe and he grabs Poe's shirt, pulls it down and kiss him on the cheek.

Poe, of course, blushed furiously, fumbling on his words, Fyozai is just in the background third wheeling and smiling while watching their confession. They're both very proud of Ranpo for confessing to Poe even though Ranpo is older than them (in this au, Fyodor is one year older than Dazai).

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"Will you be my boyfriend, Poe?"

"Ranpo, why do you sound like you're proposing. You're confessing, not proposing." Fyodor scolded.

"Y-yes."

"Yay!"

Ranpo is like: :D

Poe is like: *blushing furiously*

Fyozai: *third-wheeling happily*

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ADA's (excluding Yosano and Kenji) reaction: *shock*

Yosano: You two pining bitches finally got your shit together and date.

Kenji and Dazai just happily chatting about Dazai's double date with Fyodor and Ranpoe.

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:))))

Kenji's too precious for this world

ADA freaking out

Fyozai third-wheeling

Short chapter because laziness took over me

Have a nice day/rest of day