Fyozai Oneshot Book

12 - Special

This is for you: Makatoatray1357

This can be read as platonic but they kiss at the end so...

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One day, one very boring and simple day, Nikolai sighs, "Fedyaaaa...I'm so bored...." 

There was nothing for him to do, today was just a free day for the DOA, which was the exact reason why he is so bored. THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO, nothing other members suggested was fun to him. Fyodor wouldn't reply to his complains, Sigma ignored him, Kamui was busy, and Bram told him to sleep instead. 

Nikolai sighs exasperatedly when he gets ignored by Fyodor again, "I'll just go find something to do..."

He sighs again when Fyodor doesn't say anything, he even seems glad that he's finally leaving...

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While roaming the streets in a disguise, Nikolai comes across the ADA, where his partner in crime is being held hostage by his coworkers. An idea suddenly comes into his mind, he can have some fun messing with the police together with his partner in crime! What a great idea!

So Nikolai then teleport straight to the office, smiling at the ADA members cheerfully like he's not a criminal who's definitely going to be arrested if he stays for too long. He then pulls Dazai into his cape and gets away himself, causing an awkward silence to slam straight into the room, followed by complete chaos.

Meanwhile...

Nikolai smiles at Dazai, "Let's go mess with the police!"

To which Dazai smiles back at him, walking to the nearest bank, "Go terrorise people, I'll stand here and call the police after a while."

Nikolai nods, giving Dazai a thumbs up and a bright smile before running into the bank, pulling out a gun and yelling at them to give him all the money they have. After waiting for a bit, Dazai calls the police and fakes a hurried voice, "Please come quick! There's a guy trying to rob the bank at XXX!"

Nikolai then points his gun at Dazai to make it seem like they don't know each other because there are obviously cameras there. When he hears the siren, Nikolai immediately teleports away while Dazai rushes to the police and tells them what happened.

When they told him that he can go, Nikolai approaches him and teleports them somewhere else, planning to cause even more chaos and confusion for the police. Nikolai then pulls out disguises from somewhere, possibly from a random clothing store, and gives Dazai an outfit.

They then ran to a random store and stole some things from it, threatening the person at the register that if they report them, then they'd come back and kill them. The person at the register seemed scared and will probably not report them but maybe they can report themselves with a different identity.

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By afternoon, several police forces has been called to multiple places across Yokohama and even other cities, reporting thievery committed by people with different appearances, they also don't seem to even exist within the country. The police is still investigating the identities of the thieves but they don't seem to have been able to link them together yet.

While the police was doing that, our two culprits, Nikolai and Dazai were laughing together while hanging out on the beach after a day of chaos and fun. They were both staring at each other and the view of the sunset was nice, the mood was perfect so Dazai leans forward and they kiss. A few seconds later, they pull back and high fives, Nikolai pushing them both into his cape and then they appear in front of a nice restaurant. 

Meanwhile....

"WHERE THE HELL IS DAZAI!" Kunikida shouts, it's already been over 12 hours since Nikolai got him out. That guy hasn't even finished his report yet!