Fyozai Oneshot Book

4

"Sooooo, are you two friends?" A student approaches Fyodor and Dazai, the person's question made them stop arguing and snap their heads towards them, both saying in sync, "Do we really look like friends?"

"Yes." The other person answer while nodding their head, Fyodor stares at the person while Dazai smiles at them, the student in front of them looks at both of them nervously. Fyodor opens his mouth and tells them, "Please, leave." They quickly walked away after he finished the sentence, he glances at Dazai before walking away as well, ignoring Dazai's gaze on his back.

As soon as Fyodor gets out of sight, Ranpo and Yosano goes to where Dazai is, both looking at him knowingly. "So, when?" Yosano asks, Dazai replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." "Oh, come on, you do." "No I don't." "Fine, when are you confessing to him?" "What do you mean?" "You know what I mean, does he even know?" "Nah, he doesn't really believe in him being able to love someone so yeah."

"I can't believe that he doesn't know, he's intelligent, just, not when it comes to love, his ignorance is not really good? Is that the word? Something like that, but yeah. He's usually smarter than this." Ranpo complains, Chuuya suddenly walks up to them and says, "Hey mackerel, your Russian boy is being confessed to." "Really?!" "Yup, they're right over there." Chuuya points to somewhere, they can see two figures from where they were, which should be Fyodor and someone. (I have never written Chuuya so apologies if he acts a bit weird)

"Thanks Chibi!" "Oi!!" All four of them rush to where Chuuya said Fyodor was being confessed to, when they got there, they can clearly see a Fyodor looking at a girl standing in front of him with a raised eyebrow. She stutters, clearly nervous, "W-will you go out with m-me?" Fyodor pretends to be thinking for a bit and answers, "No." She looks up in shock, yelling, "Why?!" "Because I don't even know you, why would I accept your confession if I don't know you?" She seems to be unable to say anything for a while and then stomps away in anger and embarrassment.

Nikolai, who was standing near Fyodor, claps furiously while laughing at the failed confession. Fyodor looks at him, annoyed, "Did you enjoy the little show?" "Obviously, that was hilarious!" Sigma sighs and wonders why he's even uhhh, acquaintances, with these people, he's the youngest out of the group even though he's probably the most mature out of them. "Nikolai, please, you're going to make her despise you." "Oh, come on, Sigma, let loose! I'll be fine. You got some UNO?"

"Of course I do, just make not to create a whole war over it again." "Thanks! No promises!"

As the day goes by, Nikolai manages to create another war just from playing UNO, Fyodor and Dazai bickers again, Tetchou and Jono also bickers over the type of food that Tetchou eats together. Chuuya and Kunikida bonds over their mutual hatred(affectionate...kind of) of Dazai, Ranpo and Poe decides that they're going to skip a few classes because Ranpo wants to go on a date.

"Hey! Nikolai! Wanna do something?" Ranpo yells as him and Yosano runs to Nikolai. "What are you talking about particularly?" "Get Dazai and Fyodor together." "YES, OF COURSE I WOULD!" "So, the plan is, you get Fyodor to this place, and then we'll bring Dazai and get them to talk about their feelings. If they don't, we'll just tell them and make them talk about their feelings since they know that they like each other now." "Ok, I'll do that, would tomorrow be a good time?" "Yup, good time." "Good, see you tomorrow."

The next morning, "So, Nikolai, why did you drag me here?" "That's a secret~" "...Just tell me." "No, don't want to." "...Right." On the other end, Yosano was dragging Dazai because Ranpo is supposedly 'too physically weak to drag him.' As soon as Dazai and Fyodor make eye contact, they're both prepared to have a mental fight, but Ranpo realises it and says, "No mental fighting, stop." 

"Let's play a game, you two have to talk about what you feel about the other, you go first, Dazai." "Let's see, can I say bad things?" "No." "...He's skinny, smart, physically weak and uses his brains more." "That's it?" Dazai nods his head and Yosano tells Fyodor, "It's your turn, Fyodor." "He is...pretty good at using guns, smart and also skinny." Yosano sighs while Ranpo and Nikolai laughs at both of their not negative thoughts about each other.

"You know what, fuck this. You both love each other, talk about your feelings, start." "..." "Yosano, I think that just makes them less willing to talk about their feelings." "Alright, just go on a date or something, get to actually know each other the normal way."

Fyodor and Dazai is still sitting on the floor with their heads both empty from suddenly being dumped so much information. They both stand up and walk to somewhere side by side, Ranpo, Yosano and Nikolai look at each other and shrugs their shoulders. Next thing you know, the whole school is now celebrating because Fyodor and Dazai finally got their shit together and fucking date.

Our two main characters are currently being crowded by students who are congratulating them, although the ones who has crushes on them are sulking in a corner somewhere. Ranpo and Poe is kissing in a bathroom stall because they were told to get a room. Yosano and Kouyou is also kissing in a bathroom stall, same reason. Kunikida is just shaking hands with Chuuya because mutual hatred, you know. Some people somehow snuck wine and beer into school so now a bunch of students are drunk. Some are literally making out with others and the teachers now have to interfere with the party.

Some teachers congratulates Fyodor and Dazai for finally getting together after liking each other for so long. They both don't know how the teachers found out.