Coeran sits in her hive and gets out her husktop. She sees that her dear friend Karkat, or Karkitty as Nepeta calls him, is online and decides to troll him.
-deadlyHunter trolls carcinoGenecist-
DH: H3y Karkat!
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT SHITSTAIN?
DH: G33z, som3one's in a bad mood.
CG: WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA NOOKSNIFFER?
DH: Th3 fact that you'r3 b3ing m3an for no good r3ason.
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THERE ISN'T A REASON?
DH: Oh, w3ll 3xcus3 m3 mist3r r3d t3am l3ader. What is your logical r3ason for b3ing so m3an to a t3am mat3?
CG: YOU TOLD TEREZI ABOUT MY FLUSH CRUSH ON HER!
DH: Oh, sh3 alr3ady kn3w by the way.
CG: SHE DID?
DH: Yup, you had no r3ason to g3t pissy at all.
DH: Now, I b3li3v3 an apology is in ord3r.
CG: I'M NOT APOLOGIZING.
DH: Aww, ar3 you b3ing a wriggl3r?
CG: NO.
DH: Com3 on, r3aliz3 you'v3 mad3 a mistak3 and don't be a wriggl3r about it.
DH: This is just lik3 how you got T3r3zi to l3t you b3 th3 r3d t3am l3ad3r a sw33p ago in our Sgrub rol3play gam3.
CG: AND LOOK HOW WELL I'VE DONE!
DH: W3ll, you k3pt most of us alive wh3n Gamz33 start3d killing our oth3r charact3rs. I'm glad th3r3 w3r3 thos3 dr3am bubbl3s so N3p3ta and all our oth3r d3ad fri3nds could k33p playing.
CG: THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE TWELVE OTHER TROLLS ARE. THEY ONLY SHOW THEIR TROLL TAGS.
DH: I'v3 b3fri3nd3d th3m. 3sp3cially gallantChampion. Sh3 n3v3r said h3r nam3 though.
CG: SO IS THIS GOING TO BECOME LIKE WITH THOSE HUMAN KIDS WHERE EVERYONE BEFRIENDS THEM NO MATTER WHAT I SAY AGAINST IT?
DH: You lik3 th3m though. It's alr3ady a s3cond v3rsion of that.
CG: I LIKE THEM, JUST NOT ROSE WHEN SHE'S DRINKING.
DH: Kanaya r3ally lik3s h3r though so don't m3ss with h3r.
CG: BUT SHE LET VRISKA KNOCK HER DRINK OUT OF HER HAND.
DH: That was booz3 and you know it.
CG: I AM NOT GOING TO FINISH THIS ARGUMENT.
DH: Good. Now I'm going to wand3r around my lab3rynth.
-deadlyHunter gave up trolling carcinoGenecist-
Ugh, h3 can b3 so annoying som3tim3s. Coeran gets up and begins wandering around her hive. After wandering for a while, she sees a light at the end of a tunnel. She'd never seen this tunnel before so she walks down the tunnel. At the end of the corridor, she finds a rather large room with a transportalizer as the only thing in it. Out of curiosity, she steps on the transportalizer, activating it. After a blinding white light, she finds she appears to have not gone anywhere. Shrugging it off as not working, she treks back the way she came. When she left the tunnel and reached the room at the entrance to her hive, she saw an adult troll, an olive blood by the look of it with halfmeowbeastmom?
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Safe Haven
FanfictionI've found a place that looks like home but, it's different. There isn't blood or hunger everywhere. It's actually peaceful... I like it a lot better. I'm from Alternia and let's face it, everyone gets killed there eventually. They call this place B...
