Chapter Four: Observations

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Coeran got on Trollian to find Karkat trying to troll her. She responds to his messages.

-carcinoGenesis [CG] trolls deadlyHunter [DH]-

CG: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW ME HOW TO GET TO BEFORUS?

DH: I don't know, wh3n3v3r I choos3 to I gu3ss. I'll talk to your danc3stor about you possibly meeting him.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A DANCESTOR?

DH: I'll hav3 to 3xplain now won't I?

CG: THAT'S WHAT I ASKED FOR.

DH: Ok. Wh3n I first cam3 h3r3, I m3t this adult m3 and lat3r I m3t Latula and Mituna in p3rson, th3y'r3 T3r3zi and Sollux's anc3stors but h3r3 th3y'r3 th3 d3sc3ndants, thus danc3stors. Yours is Kankri. H3's nic3 onc3 you know him, sorta.

CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORTA?

DH: W3ll, h3 isn't afraid of saying what you do wrong. H3'll probably g3t on you about sw3aring.

CG: REALLY? IS HE LIKE EQUIUS TO NEPETA ABOUT IT?

DH: Not at all actually. Just don't sw3ar in his pr3sc3nc3. H3'll l3ctur3 you to d3ath.

CG: DAMN, YOU KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE I ASSUME?

DH: N3v3r assum3, it mak3s an ass out of you and m3. Y3ah I know from 3xp3ri3nc3. Not fun.

DH: I gu3ss it's b3caus3 of his lov3 for social justic3 and that kind of thing.

CG: THE SIGNLESS CARED ABOUT SOCIAL EQUALITY AND THAT STUFF, THAT'S WHY I GUESS.

DH: So, what's up on Alt3rnia that I'm missing?

CG: I HEARD THAT HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION'S BATTLESHIP GOT TURNED AROUND WHEN IT WAS ABOUT TO LAND. SOME PSIONIC THAT COULD RIVAL HER HELMSMAN APPARENTLY DID IT.

DH: Wait, a psionic?

CG: YEAH, SO WHAT?

DH: That m3ans th3r3 ar3 trolls! Sh3 must'v3 tri3d to conqu3r B3forus! Mayb3 it was Mituna who turn3d th3 battl3ship around!

CG: ASK HIM THEN.

DH: But h3 hasn't b33n onlin3 for w33ks. It kinda worri3s m3.

CG: I GOTTA GO DEAL WITH A CRABBY CUSTOMER. I'LL TALK TO YOU WHENEVER.

-carcinoGenesis [CG] ceases trolling deadlyHunter [DH]-

A/N I'm probably gonna break up Mituna and Latula, in the comic their relationship kinda faded away but I wanna do it really fast and quick. Don't get mad, I ship it. Anyway, shipping is open. Please leave your ships in the comments and I will make them canon for a time.

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