Karkat logs in to Sgrub. He finds Coeran online. She hasn't been at her hive for the past week and it was beginning to worry him.
"COERAN! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" he inquires into the chat.
"Umm.... I'll t3ll you on Trollian lat3r,"
"YOU DON'T SHOW UP FOR *A FUCKING WEEK* AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!"
"W3ll, y3ah. Sorry for not living up to your 3xp3ctations form3r l3ad3r."
"YOU SIMPLY VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET LIKE A VOID PLAYER AND I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE."
"I'v3 b33n 3xploring lik3 always."
The player gallantChampion logs in. "h3y co3r4n! who's th3 k4nkr1 look1ng k1d?"
"Latula, this is Karkat. Karkat, m33t Latula."
Terezi joins in the conversation. "H3Y K4RKL3S! 1S MY NOS3 D3C13V1NG M3 OR H4S CO3R4N F1N4LLY D3C1D3D TO R3TURN TO OUR S3SS1ON?"
"You'r3 nos3 cannot d3ci3v3 you. I'm h3r3 and I apologiz3 for not talking to you guys but I'v3 b33n 3xploring plac3s."
"BUT WHY D1DN'T YOU T3LL 4NYON3?"
"I start3d wand3ring out and saw som3wh3r3 n3w so I b3gan 3xploring."
"WHILE YOU'VE BEEN MEETING THE OTHER 12 TROLLS, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE HUMAN KIDS."
"Ok, lik3 that turnt3chGodh3ad kid you lik3 talking to."
"DAVE IS A SELF-ABSORBED COOL KID WHO ALWAYS HAS A POKER FACE. I CAN'T BELIEVE HIS FRIENDS BOTHER LISTENING TO HIS POINTLESS 'SICK FIRES' WHICH ARE JUST HIS FUTILE ATTEMPT TO RAP."
"H3'S 4W3SOM3 K4RKL3S."
"YOU ONLY LIKE HIS RED TEXT AND GOD TIER OUTFIT."
"Sp3aking of god ti3r, wh3n ar3 w3 going to join in?"
"WH3N3V3R W3 D3C1D3 TO F1ND YOUR QU3ST R3CUP3RCOON 4ND D1E 1N 1T."
After many hours of discussion, the sun starts to rise and they all get off. Karkat pesters Coeran, not forgetting that she promised she'd talk about where she's been.
-carcinoGenesis begins trolling deadlyHunter-
CG: NOW, TELL ME WHERE THE HELL YOU'VE BEEN. I'VE LOOKED AROUND YOUR HIVE MULTIPLE TIMES TO FIND IT EMPTY. NONE OF US HAVE SEEN YOU FOR THE PAST WEEK AND YOU SUDDENLY SHOW UP WITH A NEW FRIEND.
DH: As I'v3 said, I'v3 b33n 3xploring th3 unknown.
CG: WHERE HAVE YOU EXPLORED? THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING NOOK SNIFFER.
DH: I'v3 found a plac3 call3d B3forus.
CG: WHERE IS BEFORUS? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
DH: That's b3caus3 it isn't in th3 univ3rs3 you'r3 familiar with.
CG: HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!
DH: I found a way in my hiv3.
CG: THAT PLACE IS A LABYRINTH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN FIND *ANYTHING* IN THERE.
DH: W3ll, I hav3 m3morization skills.
DH: Ugh, my lusus is complaining that I'm still up. I'll talk to you lat3r ok?
-deadlyHunter ceased being trolled by carcinoGenesis-
CG: WAIT, I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD.
A/N: Please suggest some ships in need of sailing!! Also, my dear moirail Shatteredstar, please give me all of your OC's information so I can use them in this story.
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