Many May

HEX

Ex is a girl, her name is Exeli, she and Hels have been a couple for one year without anyone noticing. It wasn't a secret, it's just that no-one asked, so they didn't say anything. 

I love writing overprotective Xisuma. It's the greatest. I didn't wanna stop. 

EX POV

     "EX!" Hels shouts from downstairs. My heart skips a beat. Is he in trouble? Are there mobs? Is-"Ex what is this?" Nevermind. 

     "What is what?" I strut down the steps. 

     "This." He hold up a-no. Oh Hels no. 

     I burst out laughing, kinda sounding like a psychopath. 

     "It looks like a syringe-cloth thing that will eat your soul and hold it inside." Hels speculates. "What is this thing? Is it a bomb? Magic weapon? Bio-weapon? Food?" 

     "It's a tampon." I choke out, still laughing at the crazy ideas. 

     "A what?" He looks at me confused. He doesn't know what a tampon is! This is amazing. 

     "A tampon." Oh I need to do something with this. 

     "What does it do?" Hels wonders. 

     "Ask it in chat and you'll find out." I try to stop another bout of laughter, and fail. 

     "What's so funny?" He looks at me with a very confused face. "What's so funny!" 

     "Just ask!" I persuade him. I make the puppy-dog eyes I know he can't resist. It's how I get him to cuddle me. He never cuddles otherwise. 

     "Fine." He takes his communicator out from his inventory. He's actually going to ask. This is the best. 

[Helsknight] does anyone know what a tampon is? 

[FalseSymmetry] uhhh 

[Welsknight] why do you have a tampon. . ? 

[ZombieCleo] how do you not know what it is? 

[ZombieCleo] have you ever had a girlfreind? 

[JoeHillsTSD] *girlfriend* 

[ZombieCleo] shut up joe 

[Helsknight] i have a girlfriend, excuse you. 

[Welsknight] no you dont 

[Helsknight] yes i do 

[Welsknight] since when? 

[Helsknight] last year! 

[Welsknight] if you really did, then why didnt you tell me until now? 

[Helsknight] we havent talked until now 

[Welsknight] ok, if shes real, then who is it? 

[Exelivoid] me 

[Welsknight] how did you get a girlfriend before me? 

[Helsknight] im cool, your not. 

[Exelivoid] he has a point there 

[Welsknight] shut up 

[xisumavoid] ex, i think we need to have a talk 

[Exelivoid] i dont think i want that talk 

[xisumavoid] ex. 

[Exelivoid] hels run 

[Helsknight] lesgo before they find us 

[xisumavoid] HELS IF YOU RUN AWAY WITH MY SISTER THEN I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL 

[xisumavoid] UHH 

[xisumavoid] I DONT KNOW YET BUT YOU WONT LIKE IT! ILL DO SOMETHING! 

[Exelivoid] HELS RUN 

[Helsknight] BYE SUCKAS 

     Hels looks at me. We both start giggling like schoolgirls as he takes my hand and we run out the back door. 

     "Oh we are so dead." I snort. 

     "Worth it!" Hels calls out. 

     "Absolutely." I agree wholeheartedly. 

     "What do you think your brother will do?" He asks me. 

     "He will sit you down and interrogate you for five hours to see if your 'good enough for me'." I tell him. 

     "Sounds terrifying." He jokes. 

     "It is." I say as seriously as possible. His grin falters for a moment, but quickly picks back up as I double in laughter. "Your so easy to trick!" 

     "Am not!" He fake pouts, giving me a sad look. 

     "You so are!" I tease him. We stop at the warped forest nearby our house. We have a little treehouse there. 

     I climb the blue vines to enter our hidden little base. I check chat again. 

[xisumavoid] EX 

[xisumavoid] EX ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW 

[Grian] wait who is ex 

[xisumavoid] my sister who is dead when i find her 

[Grian] uh oh 

[xisumavoid] EX YOU BETTER STOP IGNORING ME 

[Grian] i think she put away her comumicator 

[JoeHillsTSD] *communicator* 

[Grian] thanks joe 

[ZombieCleo] shut up joe 

ZombieCleo was slain by Grian using [SUB TO GRIAN] 

[Grian] as i was saying, thanks joe 

[xisumavoid] you two did not run away from your house 

[ZombieCleo] really grain? 

[xisumavoid] wels, can i ban your brother? 

[JoeHillsTSD] *Grian* 

[Welsknight] no 

[ZombieCleo] JOE YOU LITTLE- 

[Server] Player [ZombieCleo] has been temporarily muted for swearing. 

[xisumavoid] your lucky 

[Server] Player [Exelivoid] is located at coordinates ### ## ####. 

[Exelivoid] uh oh 

[Exelivoid] SUMA GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

     Footsteps underneath the tree caught my attention. Xisuma was walking around underneath. I look at Hels. He looks at me. We both look at the angry brother shark that was looking around down below. I look at Hels again. He looks back at me. 

     We both jump down at the exact same time and take off in a random direction. 

     "GET BACK HERE! YOU ARE SO DEAD! AND IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I CATCH YOU." 

     Another laugh escapes my lips. I call back. 

     "WORTH IT." 

I am in love with this. That was so fun to write, I don't even care about the points! AHHHHH.