Many May

HEX (2)

Exeli is still a girl. Warning: THEY ARE NON-STOP FLIRTING AND I SUCK AT WRITING FLIRTING. Mentions of pregnancy also. I'm only really going to make the last day. Enjoy! 

No one POV 

     A camping trip. A simple seven day camping trip. That was all it was supposed to be. The hermits made a mistake, however, and invited their siblings from the nether. They all know each other, they live together, but the hermits don't know that, so of course, they needed to make chaos. 

Day 1. 

     Hels, Badtimes, and Exeli all share a tent to try and make them socialize. They all are pretty sure that this camping trip is to try and make them friends, so the plotting starts. They are going to pretend to be anything but friends. Badtimes leaves to go sleep in a tree, and Exeli and Hels stay up chatting and laughing. The hermits think it's a win. They are so wrong. 

Day 2. 

     It's a hike today! Badtimes doesn't wanna go and pretends he sprained his ankle by falling out of the tree he slept in. The hermits wonder why he was sleeping in a tree. He said he couldn't stand to listen to flirting all night. Right on cue, Exeli and Hels are throwing pickup lines at each other. Xisuma is confused. 

Day 3. 

Campfire! Badtimes pretends to get so fed up with the flirting, he attacks Hels. They wrestle for a little while. Hels barely manages to win. After a few moments of silence, Exeli compliments Hels strength. Badtimes screams. 

Day 4. 

     It's gotten worse. They no longer flirt in private or quietly, instead they do it in front of everyone. Joe keeps correcting their grammar. Cleo attacked Joe. Wels asks Hels if he was blackmailing Exeli to flirt with him. Exeli says Hels is smart enough to get a girl without blackmail. Badtimes screams again. 

Day 5. 

     Xisuma and Wels are fighting! Their trying to make Exeli and Hels pick a side, and help their siblings, and it almost worked with Hels. That is, until Exeli starts reciting the Romeo and Juliet balcony scene with their names instead. Badtimes sits in a forest all day with Jellie. Jellie insults him. Badtimes is sad. 

Day 6. 

     Xisuma is at a loss on what to do. He doesn't wanna lose his sister to somebody he doesn't know, so he decides to spend the day with Hels, away from the other hermits. Exeli tags along without Xisuma's approval. She makes a few naughty jokes and Xisuma uses that as an excuse send her home, but Hels goes with her. 

Day 7. 

Exeli POV 

     "Hey Hels?" I call. He looks at me. 

     "You know what beautiful?" I say. "The first word of that sentence." 

     "You are very correct, you are the most beautiful thing ever." He fires back. Badtimes groans. This autocorrected to Grian's. I am so happy. 

     "Ok, what is with it with you two?" Xisuma suddenly blurts out. "You have been non-stop flirting? Why? What is the point? What is your goal that will be achieved by flirting? Seriously, stop!" 

     Hels looks like he's about to defend us, but I stop him. "Well, I guess your right. There isn't really anything flirting will accomplish." 

     "Thank you! You finally listened to me!" 

     I whip around and look Hels directly in the eye. "You wanna get married?" 

     "Ex that is not what I meant." Xisuma tries to stop me. 

     "I'm down." Hels agrees. 

     "Hey Badtimes, can you marry us?" I call out. 

     "Sure, why not." He comes over to us. "Do you, Hels, really wanna argue with her for the rest of your life?" 

     "Will you slow down a second and think?" 

     "Yep." Hels confirms. If he said no, he would've gotten the slap. 

     "Do you, uhh, I think your name was Asili, take him to be your whatever." Badtimes asks me. 

     "Yeah." I say. 

     "Ex, stop it! Can I object? I have many objections!" 

     "Objection denied." Badtimes stops Xisuma from interrupting. "You may now kiss the bride." 

     "Why can't I kiss him instead?" I complain. "What is this gender favoritism or whatever?" 

     "You can't deny an objection at a wedding! That's at court!" 

     "Fine, you may now kiss the groom." He grumbles. 

     "Nah." I decline. "How many babies do ya want?" 

     "EX ABSOLUTELY NOT!" 

     Hels goes bright red. I win. 

     "HAH! YOU BLUSHED! I WIN THE BET!" I shout. 

     "This was just a stupid bet!" Xisuma is freaking out at this point. 

     "Of course! You don't think I would actually get married to him, did you?" I push him further. "I already did that a year ago!" 

     "WHAT!" Is all Xisuma could manage. 

     "I do actually wanna know your thought on me being a mother someday. . ." I quietly add. 

     "Ex, I don't think your ready to be a mother, and I don't think you will be for a long time." He tells me. I bite my lip. 

     ". . . What about in eight months. . ?" 

     Silence. Absolute silence. Then, Xisuma broke the silence. 

     "I need to speak with Hels. Alone. How far away can screams be heard from?" 

     "HELS RUN." 

     Badtimes walks over to me. "Your lying, aren't you?" 

     "Yep." I confirm. 

     "I knew it." He adds. 

     "It's actually seven months." 

     "I'm sorry, what?"