(WRITTEN: 05/06/22)
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(OCTAVIA'S WEDDING DRESS SHOPPING)
A week before Lenny and Octavia's wedding. Stella, Stolas, Blitzo, Loona and Octavia are wedding dress shopping.
Stella: Oh, how about this one?
Stolas: YES! That one is so lovely! What do you think, Via?
Octavia: No, it's too...
Loona: Green.
Octavia: Agreed.
Blitzo: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?!
They all turn to see an old dress with a horse pattern.
Octavia: No thanks, Blitzo.
Loona: *laughs* Seriously? That one looks so hot.
Blitzo: I KNOW, LOONIE!
Loona: Ever heard of sarcasm?
Blitzo: Huh?
Stolas: Blitzy, she was- you know what, never mind.
Stella: How about this blue one?
Octavia: N-no. No. I don't like it.
Loona: *yawn* How about a goth dress? Black and pink. More fashionable than these old people dresses.
Octavia: Oh my Lucifer! YES! Mum and Dad, may I? Please? Goth dress?!
Stella: I-
Stolas: If it makes you happy... then yes, Via.
Stella: Y-yeah. What he said.
They all leave the wedding dress shop and head to Stylish Occult. Octavia finds the perfect black and pink wedding dress almost instantly.
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(LENNY'S WEDDING DRESS SHOPPING)
The day after Octavia goes shopping for her dress. Stolas and Blitzo go with Lenny to pick a wedding dress.
Stolas: I still don't understand why you want a dress, Lenny.
Blitzo: Yeah, I thought you were a guy.
Lenny: I'm gender-fluid. And, most of the time I'm a feminine guy.
Stolas: Fair enough, Lenny.
Lenny: S-Stolas. Are you sure you're okay with me marrying your daughter?
Blitzo: He's just a bit nervous...
Lenny: Fair. I did propose a week after meeting her and I proposed with a dead cockroach and a plastic ring just to stall time for my best friend to save his boyfriend who happens to be a fucking Goetia Prince. But, then we kinda talked it out and both wanted to get married anyways.
Blitzo: To be fair, Stolas... we had sex the night you met me. At least they're asexual.
Stolas: *cries* M-my daughter's getting married to a fallen angel who got kicked out of Heaven for smuggling a machine gun in, in their buttocks. Someone who prosed with a dead cockroach and a plastic ring!!!
Lenny: But, to be fair, I wouldn't have had to stall time and propose if YOUR boyfriend hadn't been late to stopping the wedding because he had to fight a fucking owl lady to get some sexy pink dress.
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