Two Worlds Collided | Loki x Fem!reader

Part 10 | Get Back Here

"LOKI! GET BACK HERE!"

"No thank you" he called back, running down the corridor ahead of you.

"I will stab you!"

"There are children darling, you can't stab me here!"

"You shouldn't be okay with her stabbing you ever!" Flitwick chided, poking his out of the door. "What's going on?"

"He pretended to be the Weasley twins to get information out of me!" You exclaimed, spinning your dagger menacingly.

"Isn't that the dagger I gave you?" Loki smirked.

"Shut your mouth or I'll sew it closed" you threatened, pointing the blade at him.

The God rolled his eyes, slowing to a stop and holding his hands up in a show of surrender.

"Hi Professor Y/n!" The first years in McGonagall's class called out, waving to you happily.

"Hello darlings, I'll be just a moment" you smiled, turning back to the God a few meters ahead of you. "Loki Laufeyson."

"Y/n L/n."

"I need to say hello to the first years, so I won't kill you here" you whispered.

He grinned. "I'll see you in our classroom then."

And he disappeared in a swirl of magic.

"Stupid God" you muttered, vanishing your dagger before turning back around and walking into the MacGonagall's class.

"Hello Professor" she greeted, a hint of amusement on her features. "Everything all right?"

"Yes yes" you waved. "A slight disagreement, nothing that can't be fixed."

"No means of violence involved?"

"Me? Pfft" you scoffed, feigning offence. "I would never!"

"Mhm, right" she replied, rolling her eyes as you winked at the giggling students. "Off you go then dear, I do have a class to teach."

"Bye everyone!" You called out, giving them a wave before teleporting to your classroom.

"About time" Loki commented, stretched out on a chair in the corner. "I was beginning to think you wouldn't show up."

"It was five minutes drama queen" you grumbled, taking off your cloak and laying it over the desk. "Apologise."

"Oh I won't do that" he smirked, tilting the chair back.

"And why not?"

"Apologising is for the weak and wrong, which is why you should do it to me because you are weak and wrong" he replied, chuckling at your offended face. "I'm kidding darling."

"You better be" you threatened, conjuring a dagger again and pointing it at him. "I'll kill you."

"You wouldn't kill me."

"Yes I would."

"You like me too much."

Glaring at the smug God, you flicked the blade into his side before sitting in the chair behind your desk. "Annoying God."

"Annoying Goddess" he grumbled, pulling the knife out and cleaning it before throwing it back to you. "I was just getting the truth."

"Shush."

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to talk to you."

Loki chuckled, watching you with amusement in his eyes. "Child. And we both know that's a lie."

Silence.

Then he added, "You do remember that I can read your mine, right?"

"Fuck" you muttered, rubbing your temples as he smirked. "Could please shut up for two seconds?"

Silence again.

"It's been two seconds."

"LOKI!"

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Short tonight guys, sorry, I have three exams to study for and five assignments all happening within the next week and a half🤌