"Welcome... to Diagon Alley!" You declared dramatically before promptly tripping over a trash can beside the entrance.
"Careful darling" Loki snickered, steadying you before stepping inside.
"As I was saying" you continued. "Welcome... to Diagon Alley! One of the most famous shopping streets Wizarding World!"
"Wonderful introduction darling."
"Before we go anywhere, I have someone I need to see."
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"NIYAH! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" You shouted out, swinging through the door.
There was silence in the shop as Loki stepped in behind you.
"Whoever you're looking for might not be here love" the God whispered in your ear.
"HELLOOOOOO DARLINGSSSSSS!" A voice called out dramatically as a figure slid down the banister from the upstairs office. "Y/n!"
"Niyah!" You exclaimed, grinning as she stumbled slightly as she jumped off, striking a pose.
"I haven't seen you in ages!" She smiled, hugging you tightly. "What are you here for, and who's the sexy bodyguard behind you?"
"Niyah!" You chastised as Loki smirked. "This is Loki, he's a new Professor at Hogwarts and is the God of Mischief, Prince of Asgard."
"Ooh" she grinned, holding her hand out to him. "Niyah, pleasure to meet you your Highness."
"Please, just Loki" he smiled, shaking her hand. "Pleasure to meet you as well."
"Sooo, is he single?" She whispered suggestively to you, raising her eyebrows.
"Yes, and I can hear you" Loki chuckled.
"Whoops" she grinned, searching for her wand underneath the piles of parchment, potion ingredients and quills that were scattered across her cluttered desk. "So, what brings you here?"
"Can I not just visit an old friend?"
"No, obviously not."
Before you could answer, an angry man stormed downstairs from the office.
"You!" He snapped, pointing his wand threateningly at you. "Where is she?!"
"Who?" You asked innocently, blinking at him as Loki rolled his eyes in amusement.
"Where is the little bitch?!"
"Right here fucker!" She smirked, popping up behind him and hitting him over the head with a frying pan. "God I love doing that."
"Weirdo" you laughed the man fell to the floor, unconscious. "Who'd you piss off this time?"
"I don't know, probably the guy I hit with a shopping trolley that stole from the muggle world as a souvenir" she shrugged casually, sticking her wand in her back pocket as she pointed to the ceiling where said shopping trolley was hanging.
"Really?"
"Yes, duh."
"So what exactly is it you sell here?" Loki asked curiously, browsing over the shelves.
"Talismans, crystal balls, witchy shit."
"Wonderful description darling" you snickered, picking up a crystal ball and admiring it. "Mine cracked, how much do you want for this one?"
"Idiot, you don't pay here" she dismissed, waving you away. "The amount of stuff you've gotten me out of over the years."
"Niyah."
"Y/n, take it."
"Fine" you sighed dramatically, packing it carefully into your magically extended bag. "You're the best."
"I know, I know" she grinned. "Now go do your shopping, and you better come and visit me more often, I know for a fact you can teleport."
"Okay okay, come on Reindeer Games" you replied, taking his hand.
"Bye love!" She waved with a smile.
"Love you bye!" You called out quickly, dropping the money for the crystal ball on a shelf before dashing out the door with a grin.
"Y/N!"
"She seems... fun" Loki chuckled as you dragged him excitedly down the street.
"Mentally unstable? Chaotically entertaining? Yes" you laughed, slowing your pace and walking along beside him, your joined hands swinging lightly. "She's a good friend of mine."
"What was she referring to when she said you'd 'gotten her out of a lot of stuff?'"
"One time she managed to irritate a whole group of death eaters, got chased throughout Hogsmeade as all the way to the station where I was escorting a group of new students to the school and got rid of them. It was extremely entertaining."
"Sounds like it was."
"Loversssssss" a voice whispered out.
"Niyah" you groaned, poking her in the side as she popped up with a grin.
"So you didn't tell me if you're dating or not" she questioned with a smirk, walking along beside the two of you.
"I'm single as hell" you answered, Loki rolling his eyes with a smirk.
"And you, Mr God man?"
"Also single."
"Bullshit. Who are you going to the Yule Ball with?"
"How do you know about that??" You exclaimed.
"Magic, now answer the question."
"No-one" you muttered.
"And you Loki?" She quizzed.
"Also no-one."
"You two are fucking blind" she muttered, shaking her head. "Go together knuckleheads, or you'll be hearing from me. See ya!"
And with that, she disappeared with a flick of her wand.
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Thank you to TheGoddessOfVanaheim for doing a cameo this chapter!
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Two Worlds Collided | Loki x Fem!reader
FanfictionWhen the youngest Prince of Asgard arrives at Hogwarts as their newest professor, he is surprised to meet a fellow Asgardian. Y/n L/n is the Goddess of Havoc and the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, widely known for pranks, games and general...
