Pibby shit i dunno

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Learning with Pibby, learning is so fun! We like to spell and we like to hug, learning with Pibby!

Episode 1: Pibby learns about alcohol and drugs.

The episode starts off with Pibby waving and smiling at the screen.

"Welcome back guys!" She exclaimed, "today we'll be learning about...wait what?"

Pibby looks confused and squints her eyes.

"This can't be right, today we'll be learning about...booze and weed?"

As she said that, BunBun comes into frame.

His eyes were red like he was crying but..not.

He had a goofy looking smile on his face and he reeked of something but Pibby couldn't place her fingers on it.

"Yo Pibby *cough* you gotta check this shit me and the others found."

"Ah BunBun! Language! We can't speak like that."

She leaned in closer to him and whispered in his ear.

"Especially not around the children."

"Fuck the kids Pibby, what are they even good for? They cry, eat, shit and repeat."

"Well-"

"Anyways, come on magical purple friendship pony-"

"BunBun what-"

Bun grabbed Pibby's...arm? Hand? Numb? I don't fucking know.

Eventually they made it to the school and BunBun opened the door.

Inside was the rest of her friends, who aren't important enough to get names.

The crock was holding a bottle of something and was hysterically crying.

The squirrel...skunk? Blue animal thing was also holding a bottle and was barely standing on her two feet...numbs?

And the ladybug was lying on the floor.

"Uhh..BunBun, is she okay?" Pibby asked, pointing to the ladybug.

"Oh her, shit I dunno."

BunBun walked over to the ladybug.

"Hey bitch, you dead?" He asked as he calmly and gently kicked her in the face.

She didn't move.

"She'll be fine by the next episode..i think."

He leaned down and picked something up.

"Ah sweet, more weed."

"W-Weed? What's that?"

Before BunBun could answer, the blue squirrel skunk thingy walked, more like stumbled, towards them.

"Pibby! My bitch! You gotta take a sip of this shit." She said as she somehow held a bottle in her numbs.

Pibby cringed, her breath smelled awful.

She covered what would have been her nose if she had one.

"What's in it?"

"I dunno but I feel better than I have ever felt before..ha..haha..hahaha...HAHAHAHA-"

She then falls over.

"Is...is she okay-" Pibby asked.

"Don't know, don't care." BunBun replied as he pulled something out and took a puff of it.

Pibby ignored all of this weirdness and went to the crock, who was crying."

"Crocodile who I do not know the name of...are you okay?"

"Nobody likes me!" He whined like a bitch.

"I like you!"

"Ignore him Pibby *cough* he's one of those sad drunks that starts talking about how his wife and three kids left him even though NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS!"

"YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! NO ONE EVEN LIKES ME, I'M UNDERRATED, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CANON NAME!"

"Cry about it." BunBun calmly said.

Crock ran away and hit his head on the hall, knocking him out as blood poured from his wound.

"BunBun..is he okay?"

"Look Pibby, you gotta stop worrying about everyone." BunBun said as he pulled out a lighter and a long glass tube with something inside, "it's only gonna worry you."

"But...look at everyone, this isn't good! We have to help everyone!"

"Look around you *cough*, three of our 'friends' who aren't important enough to have names or we just don't care enough to ask for their names are either drunk off their ass, bleeding out to death or I'm 92% sure overdosed."

"But-"

"Look Pibby, just take this."

He handed her some type of stick.

"What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Just take this lighter and take a puff out of it, I promise you'll feel real good."

"I dunno..."

"Just trust on this shit...geez-"

"..."

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"And that's the end of our episode! Hope you enjoyed it! What did we learn today BunBun?"

"That taking and consuming random things you find in the wild are always good and will always make you feel good and will never lead to anything bad, and you can try it at home too kids! I'm sure your mommies and daddies are too busy sleeping on the couch and crying over failed relationships to care that you took a sip or two of the bottle they hid under their bed!"

"Umm..BunBun-"

"We would love to continue learning with you but I have some...business to do, bye now! *cough*"

Getting high with Pibby, alcohol is so fun! We like to drink and we like to do drugs, getting high with Pibby!