The scene starts with Blitz and the crew driving their gray van along the street with music blaring out.
Blitz: I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitz, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back and you were in your disgusted form and was sleeping which is confusing considering the music, leaning on the window not fazed by the singing while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Blitz: ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitz: ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitz: Unholy sh#t, fu-
Blitz slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitz turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car, in the back you rise with an unhappy look and messy hair. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Blitz: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitz pulls out a megaphone and yells into it, directed to the pink convertible.
Blitz: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your T#TS out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitz lowers the megaphone, shocked of who the driver was.
Blitz: Oh, shit! Verosika!
The woman is taller then the imp species has hot pink-skin, hourglass figure, a long, black-tipped spade-shaped tail and a pair of black-tipped horns on top of her head with black star designs on them; the left one taller than the right. She also has a pair of wings on her back, with black markings that resemble heart shapes. a small heart-shaped beauty mark under the right eye. She also has knee-length hair colored in ombre-white, with pink undertones from lighter to darker towards the tips, and a darker-colored stripe across her bangs.
Her mouth sports black lips and small fangs inside.
Verosika wears a black choker necklace and a tightly-fitted, black and white minidress with a contrasting "X" and "O" shapes on the chest, as well as a star design at the abdomen. She also wore long black thigh-highs with three hot pink "X" designs down the sides, and black high-heels which sport a vague heart motif.
She has a white arm-length gloves with the right having the same "X" patterns as her thigh-highs (albeit thinner), a pale pink fur coat which vaguely matches her hair.
Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika: BlitzA. [pronounced as spelled]
Blitz: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...
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FanficYou were an ordinary human but somehow without dying or doing any evil or sin in your life, you were brough to hell itself where you met people who instead of ignoring you found you interesting and found...attractive? (I don't own any of the art, he...