Well, since we've established by the letter A that appearance is most important when living, B is for botox, which can make that happen. Depending on how ugly you are, it may be the only way to be socially presentable. True, it's made of a toxin that will damage nerve function with in the effected tissue and never mind how expensive it is. All the greatest celebrities have done it, so obviously they know best. I mean, it'll make your face stiffer than a steel beam, but you'll look good. Just look at what they've done for Cher. She's ancient, yet the beauty of botox has turned back the clock!
Now, if you don't have the money or you're still short after selling everything you've ever had in your possession and possibly stealing from family (which is totally okay to help with your journey of self discovery, especially if it's well spent on botox) the black market is always an option. There are dozens of illegal, unqualified botox injectors in the US and surrounding countries. They often give good prices to make up for their dodgy locations, fake products, and lack of proper medical training. Don't even worry your sweet little minds about complications that can occur because of illegal procedures. It's not like you could have permanent damage to your face after an illegal injection. Besides, you're probably so ugly anyway, the damage will make you look infinitely better.
In summary, botox is always an option, legal or illegal, for ugly people or not super pretty people. And it will totally help you on your road to self discovery.
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The ABCs of Self Discovery
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