You must fit in. You must be like everyone else. This is why C is for cookie cutter. Society has a strict set of guidelines to what is acceptable and what is not. They have a cookie cutter for this. If you don't fit into the cookie cutter, you will be shunned, rejected, and ignored. If you've set out to find yourself, I'm obviously helping you not just through this letter, but all of them. This is why I'm writing any of this. In order to find yourself, you need to look in the cookie cutter.
Ladies. You must be beautiful. You must not have wrinkles. You must be blond. You must be a size 0 or 2 (for you larger ladies). You must have breast implants. You must be tan. You must have blue eyes. Essentially, you must be Barbie. Let's be honest, with the whole Barbie franchise, Barbie is the only one that matters. Yes there was a brunette one, a black one, and an Asian one, but what did we call them? Brunette Barbie, black Barbie, and Asian Barbie. No one remembers that they have names. They remember Barbie. There's a model in Russia that looks like a real life Barbie doll. The goal is to look and be like her. Because Barbie was always perfect. If you don't fit into her cookie cutter, get out.
Men. Matt Bomer. Enough said.
If everyone can fit into these cookie cutters, then this world will be perfect. Being different is bad. Who ever said it was good lied to everyone. You must be the same as everyone else. Every girl must be a Barbie, every man a Matt Bomer. Minus being gay. If all men were gay, then the human race would cease to exist. Conformity is key in this world. And to achieve conformity, everyone must look the same. If your question is "how", then you obviously skipped B.
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The ABCs of Self Discovery
HumorAre you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your literacy level, even you can understand this. If you're not offended by the end, I have failed. Then...
