The Real Virtuality

Vas' visit

I was inside a play room world taking a nap against a bunch of plushies until I was quickly picked up. It woke me up as I saw a familiar someone. "Vas!?" I exclaimed a bit afraid. "Mousey what the fuck is this!? What happened to you!?" He asked confused as he was shaking me around "how the fuck am I holding you like a doll!?" He was confused but also laughing "i-it's a long story, so you'll have to bare with me" he put me down before he took a seat. Vas was a good friend of mine who I introduced to vrchat, he grew fond of vrchat quickly that he started his own group called the pussy patrol. His group of ppl were....questionable. But he would never let them do anything to me. As I became to explain things to him, it seemed like he was taking a while to accept the fact I was indeed dead. I comforted him and smiles "I'll always be here tho, if you ever have news from the others you can always come and tell me."

Soon enough two of his members joined up, wisdoms and butter. Butter was amazing and chill, wisdom was tolerable. They came over and greeted me "we saw vas' announcement, we came to see how the fuck this was possible" wisdom stated. Butter seemed to have fun just picking me up carefully "this is sick, do you know how much you could do? You should come with us tonight at black cat" those words put fear into me "n-no I'm sorry...last time I went I was almost kidnapped"

He understood and patted my head "it's alright, I'm glad that fucker was put to a stop." He added "yea! Nobody hurts my lil moose" vas  said laughing.  I Hated that nickname but it was still funny. I guess I started to like it slowly. They offered to just play some cards against humanity instead of ghost or murder as I explained my case from 2 days ago.

We were having a blast, vas got on the table as he got over to me "how dare you be this funny! I'm supposed to be the man of laughter" he said jokely. "PPfffT you wish!" I said back. He grabbed my shirt lifting me up to him "listen here young one, I'll show you who's boss" he was just playing around as I laughed softly "oh yea? You wouldn't dare." He stared at him intensely. "Hey vas, you should back up buddy, uh-" butter said "shhh butter, I aren't gonna lose this- "hey fucker. The fuck you doing to my daughter" he turned back as I looked over "hi nez!" I smiled. Vas let go of me "so you're the father, lil moose told me about you"

Nez stared  at him a bit in anger so I came in "nez this is a good friend of mine! We were just playing don't worry!" I chuckled nervously "please don't get mad" vas laughed softly "yea man no worries, mousey here is my girl homie." He stared back at nez and so did he back. Nez chuckled and handshook him "nice to meet you, good to know mousey's got a good pal to defend her." Phew. Good thing this went well. "Wanna join in father?" He grinned "hell yea I do"

"Mouse where the hell's your grandfather at, I still got beef with him" vas said as a joke. I pouted "don't fight himmm!" I threw a card at him. Nez chuckled "I can tell him to come join us if you wanna meet him so bad". Vas turned to him "hell yea do it" "NoOoo don't you dare start beef with him vas I swear to godddd!" I plead. He was laughing and so was nez. I pounced on vas hiding his view as he screamed "I can't see shiiittt! Get offff!" He was trying to get me off but ofc he wasn't going in strong because he didn't want to hurt me. I laughed "I've got the power now!"

Soon enough, lost joined in to seeing vas running around with me on his back covering his eyes and the cheers of the 3 others. Lost was so confused and approached "what am I witnessing?" He chuckled softly. I gasped seeing him as I jumped off and ran towards him giving him a hug to which he picked me up into one. Vas looked over "so that's your grandfather? Hey old man! Nice to finaly meet you"

Lost gave him an uncertain look and then back at me, I smiled softly and nodded at him "this is the gang leader friend I told you about, he's a good person I promise" lost chuckles "greetings" "yoooo, join in with us, let's test those old funny bones" he teased. "You're on." He laughed