The Real Virtuality

Our starters!

(Disclaimer again, all the starters are in a randomizer wheel and so is a shiny luck 1/25 chance of it being a shiny.)

She pressed the button on the pokeball and a little turtwig came out. Late looked down sighing "god damnit! The only thing I wanted got chosen on the first turn" he laughed. "Sorry lateee, my turt now" zalgo chuckled and picked it up. "I'm gonna name you LilTurt"

It was now eiichi's turn, he came up to the machine grabbing his ball given. Opening it up to receive a Litten. "Oooo!! I got a fire cat!" He exclaimed with joy. Mike laughed "you got yourself a hot pussy" "omG mIke." Zalgo exclaimed as Lost facepalmed, everyone laughed except for Malt. "Well I'm gonna make it Bartholomew!"

Mike came up to the machine next, getting his starter who was a little Sobble. Nez burst out laughing "you got the cry baby! You're gonna have so much fun!" Mike glares softly "hey now, there's nothing wrong with having a sensitive baby on your team" he said patting the sobble "I'm naming you TearShot" "ooh that's a great name" eiichi complimented

"It's my turn now!" Late came up to the machine aswell taking his pick "just please don't be a fire type" he got out a Totodile out of the pokeball "LETS GOOO! I got the ankle biter baby! You're name is Willow." He took the happy croco in his arms  with pride. "I still would've preferred the turtwig but he's still wonderful anyway"

Lost went over also taking his starter, throwing his pokeball up and a Treeco came out on his shoulder. "Heyyy, this is neat." "How come lost gets the pokemon that is basically his personality? That's hilarious" Nez commented as we agreed. "Hm, I guess I'll name it Senan" "what kind of name is that" Nez Asked. " I will put you in the ground" he threaten back

While they were arguing over there Malt came up to the machine sighing and taking his pokemon to which turned out to be a charmander. He wasn't very happy about it as he wasn't a fan of charmander but he couldn't do much about it "fuck it, youre name's fireLizardwannabe" "heyyy! That's not nice! Charmander is an amazing pokemon" "fuck you" he argued back to late. "Fine. I guess I'll name it Odex" "wait wait hold up. You're charmander's lighter orange...DID YOU JUST GET A FUCKING SHINY?" Indeed he did, the charmander was indeed shiny. He shrugged picking up the fire mon "I guess, that's cool.." "YOU GUESS THATS COOL!? man you really don't enjoy many things" Nez complained

I laughed softly and went to the machine myself, taking my partner, Quaxly, it's one of the newest starters."awww!! I'm glad I have you! You're name will be Jodie!" "Interesting name my child" jazzie said before patting my head "I would've named it gay or something, that duck gives off very much gay vibes" she said in a funny tone making us laugh.

Nez went pass as he took his turn "my turn now bitches, watch this" he threw the ball down and to which came out a snivy. "Ah man, I guess this could've been worse, Atleast you get a cool looking evolution, anyway I'm naming you Magness!" "And you say I have weird names?" Lost pointed out as he laughed, mostly joking to piss him off "Oi, my name is way better"

"I guess it's finaly my turn now, let's see, I don't know much about pokemon but hopefully it's not ugly" she took out a ball and to her surprised, she got a fennekin to which she was quite satisfied "aWw I got a baby fox, I'm naming it Firefox" zalgo looked over confused "Of all the weird combinations you could've had, you picked Firefox like the damn website?" "Yes, deal with it bitch"

Seems like everyone had their starters and were satisfied, again except for Malt who semi hates his choice but he wasn't going to be a jerk about it for once, he better not. He got a damn shiny after all. "Alright everyone! I think we should start getting to the next town and get Exp while we're at it! We can buy potions and pokeballs there too!" They all agreed and began to walk their pokemons on them. This was the true start of the journey!