Oblivion - D. Dixon (ON HOLD)

~ Incorrect Quotes 1 ~

I wanted to do a bonus chapter full of incorrect quotes (made by me with my OC) because they make me laugh, so why not share them with y'all

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Glenn: Violence isn't the answer.

Emiko: You're right.

Glenn: *sighs in relief*

Emiko: Violence is the question.

Glenn: What?

Emiko, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Glenn, running after her: NO-

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*Emiko and Glenn sitting in jail together*

Glenn: So who should we call?

Emiko: I'd call Daryl, but I feel safer in jail

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Carl: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Emiko: How am I supposed to know?

Rick: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Emiko: *sighs*

Emiko: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Emiko: If Glenn and I were drowning, who would you save?

Daryl: You two can't swim?

Glenn: It's a hypothetical question, Daryl! Who would you save?

Daryl: my time and effort.

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Emiko: Knives? Check.

Daryl: Crossbow? Check.

Rick: Guns? Check.

Glenn: Hotel? Trivago.

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