Shane: WHY. why did you give Emiko a KNIFE?!
Daryl: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Shane: Now I feel unsafe!
Daryl: I'm sorry.
Daryl: ... would you like a knife?
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Carl: What does 'take out' mean?
Glenn: Food.
Rick: Dating
Daryl: Murder
Emiko: *walking past* It can mean all three if you want to have fun
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Rick: Dammit, Emiko!
Emiko: What?! It wasn't me!
Rick: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Daryl!
Daryl: Not me either.
Rick: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Carol: *whistles*
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Emiko: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Daryl: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Emiko: Hot arms, southern accent, wields a crossbow
Rick, desperately, as Emiko bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Emiko: Oh! B positive.
Daryl: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Rick: 👁👄👁
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Rick: How do I deal with my enemies?
Emiko: Stab them
Rick: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Emiko: Stab them only a little
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Daryl: We need to distract these guys
Emiko: Leave it to me
Emiko: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Shane, Lori, and Rick: *Immediately begin arguing*
Carl, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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The squad is over at Emiko's house*
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