{I really like doing these. Plot twist, these include people that aren't included in this book, so it's going to be a little different. I think that makes sense.}
Dream: *carrying all the groceries in both arms*
Y/N: *reaches out to help*
Dream: *switches all the groceries to one arm to holds their hand*
Y/N: that's not what I- ok
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Philza: Do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?
Y/N, just trying to read: Uhh, do you get sad for not having wings?
Philza, sobbing: Every. Single. Fucking. Day.
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Y/N: the recipe says beat two eggs
Techno: in what? Hand to hand combat?
Y/N: must be?
Philza: get out of the kitchen immediately.
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Y/N: Don't worry Phil, we won't be making the same mistakes
Wilbur: Yeah, we're going to be making new ones
Tommy: And they're going to be way worse than the last ones
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Y/n: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Schlatt: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Y/n: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JAMBO WITH ME
Ted: *picks up the monopoly board* I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Tommy: I'm having a midlife crisis.
Wilbur: You're eighteen.
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Y/N: you don't get to choose your biological family.
Sapnap: you don't get to choose your found family either!! buckle up bitch!!
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Karl: well i'm going through a bit of a rough patch
Karl: whole year actually
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Y/N: hey Sap, can you wake up Karl and Quackity for me?
Sapnap: yeah sure
Sapnap:*bangs open door* HEY Quackity WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY ASS RAT!.....hey Karl can you please wake up. Y?N is making breakfast and I love you!
Quackity:*tired and confused* wtf???
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Tubbo: TOMMY!!!!!
Tommy: y-yeah?
Tubbo: *points to Wilbur's car*
Tommy: OH FUCK-
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Tubbo: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. ...It's a nice idea, but in reality bees do not disobey any laws of physics.
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Oh Honk | MCYT preferences
FanfictionGender neutral! Includes Dream Georgenotfound Sapnap Karl Jacobs Wilbur Soot Tommyinnit (platonic/wholesome) Tubbo (platonic/wholesome) Quackity Niki Jschlatt Ranboo (platonic/wholesome) Punz Techno
