Pick up lines

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{Dream}

- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it?

- I'm not an electrician but I can light up your day.


{George}

- Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

- Are you a bank loan? Cause you've got my interest.


{Sapnap}

- Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.

- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?


{Karl}

- Are you a time traveler? Cause I can see you in my future.

- Are you a broom? Cause you just swept me off my feet.


{Wilbur}

- I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

- It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one that tripped me.


{Fundy}

- If I had a rose every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through a garden forever.

- Did you get your license suspended? Cause you're driving me crazy.


{Techno}

- If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd  see 9 of the most beautiful things.

- Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.


{Quackity}

- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

- Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile.


{Schlatt}

- If you were a tringle, you'd be acute one.

- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well please start.


{Punz}

- Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

- Since you stole my heart, could I get your number?


{Niki}

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should walk by again?

- Kiss me if I'm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist right?


{Tommy}

- I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together.

- I lost my number, can I have yours?


{Tubbo}

- You should bee mine.

- Are you a spotlight? Cause your beauty is blinding.


{Ranboo}

- You must be a banana because I find you ap-peel-ing. 

- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?


{God that made me feel so fucking single. Leave it to the single bitch to write a book about relationships.}

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