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Incorrect Dialogue

{Dream}

Dream: here's some advice

Y/N: b-but I didn't ask for any

Dream: too bad you're getting it anyways since I'm alone with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Y/N: So what's for dinner?

Dream, staring at the food he just burnt: "Regret."

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Dream looking at Y/N: ... I could take you

Y/N: In a fight right?

Dream: ...

Y/N, panicking: IN A FIGHT RIGHT!?

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Dream: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Y/N: ...You're a psycho.

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{George}

Y/N: How long have you been standing there?

George: Don't try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.

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George: Can you please keep it down? I'm trying to think

Y/N: Don't worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard

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George: Here is my wall of inspirational men.

Y/N: Is that a picture of you?

George: I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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George: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Cashier: What??

Y/N: Ignore him.

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{Sapnap}

Y/N: How do you take your coffee?

Sapnap: As dark as my soul.

Y/N: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and cream coming right up.

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Sapnap, at dream's funeral: I need a moment with them.

everyone: of course. [they leave]

Sapnap, leaning over his coffin: okay, listen here you little shit. i know you're not dead.

Dream, opening his eyes: yeah, no shit.

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Y/N: Are you calling me a liar?

Sapnap: well, I ain't calling you a truther!

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Sapnap: You're right.

Y/N: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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{Karl}

Karl: You can't keep making up words pretending you're from another country to avoid talking to people.

Y/N: Well, it's worked so far so I think I can.