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{ sorry not sorry i really like these. and i've probably used some of these more than once oh well also so of these are inside jokes }

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*Techno and Wilbur sitting in jail together*
Wilbur: so who should we call?
Techno: I'd call Phil but I feel safer in jail

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Punz: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Purpled: Actually, Tommy's is my favourite.
Punz: *sighing.* Of course he is. Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Jack, teaching Tubbo to drive: okay, Tubbo, so you're driving and you see Tommy and Wilbur step into the road. what do you hit?
Tubbo: oh, definitely Tommy.
Jack, rubbing his temples: the brakes, Tubbo, THE BRAKES!

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Dream: I'm sad.
Sapnap: Don't be sad, because sad backward is das.
Dream:
Sapnap: And das not good.

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Phil: One time I witnessed two of my friends bickering and this is how it went
Tommy: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Will: Tommyinnit
Phil: To this day, I laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I still randomly think about it

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Billzo- I'm ambidextrous.
Tommy- That's what's up dude, love who you love.

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Wilbur: -even Fundy and I have been getting closer! Last week, he gave me half his sandwich!
Fundy:
Fundy: ...I mistook him for a garbage can....

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Tommy: I was arrested for being too cool.
Billzo: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Niki: i got you a new bath bomb
Wilbur: ...this is a toaster

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Punz: I think my toaster strudel is undercooked but I already put the frosting on...

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Billzo: How do they know it looks like that without cutting into it?
Freddie: The temperature...
(It being steak)

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Karl: BJ's!
Sapnap: The actual thing or the restaurant?

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Ranboo: I almost didn't recognize you.
Billzo: Why?
Ranboo: You're wearing bright colors.

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Sapnap: I'm way too sleep deprived to be negative right now

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Niki: First off, don't call me sweetheart...

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Wilbur: Ignore me, i'm just dying in the corner

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Tommy: Turns out my life is just a long series of events where I make myself look stupid

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Tommy: Can I go on the roof?
Tubbo: no cause your dumb ass will fall

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Niki: My hairs soft.
Y/n: I know, I like it.
Niki: Thank you I grew it myself.
Y/n: I hate you.

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Y/n: Listen, I know my taste in men is questionable at best but...hear me out!

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Schlatt: I wanna see Mel Gibson play Martin Luther king. Or Ryan Gosling as Obama
Ted: ...What the fuck?

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Tubbo: I bought a 50 pack of South Park stickers because I'm an adult

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Y/n to Wilbur: I might be your platonic wife but I will platonically divorce your ass.

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Tommy: There's like 400 red lights bro!
Jack: Those are break lights

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Fundy: We're about to get murdered!
Wilbur: Yeah I know, let me fucking sleep cunt. I don't wanna be awake for that.

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George: The snack cake golden child
Dream: George you're a snack cake
George: You're focused on snack cake, I'm focused on the usage of golden child