{ bruh wtf?! thank you all so much for all the reads and support, like this is actually insane. i don't deserve this holy shit. any here's some random things to say thank you }
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——— Techno: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Philza: What did you do? Techno: Nobody died. Philza: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
**** Store Worker: Would a Mr. Minecraft please come to the front desk? Phil, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Wilbur and Techno* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Wilbur and Techno , simultaneously: We got lost... Phil: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
**** Techno: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Wilbur: [sighing] Tommy's... Tommy: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die. Tubbo: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.
**** Ranboo: you're not strong enough tough guy Tubbo: I worked at an ice cream shop during summer. Tubbo: not only did I survive hell. I was assistant manager there.
**** Wilbur: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Niki: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Tubbo: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Tommy: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
**** Aimsey: Be gay! Billzo: Do crime! Aimsey and Billzo: *Fistbump*
**** Philza: it's a horrible neighbourhood, okay? there are youths everywhere Philza, remembering he's a parent: youths!
**** Wilbur: sometimes when i'm sad i throw things at Tommy. Phil: why? Wilbur: it's fun.
**** Karl: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
**** Sapnap: sorry I called you an asshole, I assumed you already knew
**** Dream: Well, well, well, if those aren't the consequences of my acts... Huh.
