{Should I do a face reveal?}
{Dream}
Dream: Y/N, why didn't you answer your phone last night?
Y/N: Oh, sorry, but I was really tired and put it on DND.
Dream: Oh.
Dream: [opens phone]
Dream: [looks through settings for ten minutes]
Dream: How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons mode?
--
Y/N: You know, sometimes I can't help but feel like you look down on me.
Dream: That's because you're seven inches shorter than me.
--
Dream: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
Dream: not you, Y/N. Baby, you're precious and we're glad you're here
{George}
Y/N, holding a basketball: okay. I'm a pro basketball player. If I don't get this in, you have to kiss me.
George: Okay.
*Y/N misses the shot*
Y/N: oh darn, how unlucky!
--
George: I was arrested for being too cool.
Y/N: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
--
George: Y/N, we're streaming Man Haunt!!
Y/N: I can't play right now I'm in the middle of a game of Tetris!
{Sapnap}
Sapanp: do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Y/N: Nick. darling. honey. love of my life. what the FUCK-
--
Y/n: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I come back.
Sapnap: of course. Can't flip this table by myself
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Sapnap: Baby, we're hungry!
Karl: Y/N! What's for dinner?
Quackity: We're hungry, Y/N!
Y/N, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
{Karl}
Karl: Did Y/N just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Chris: Yeah, they did
Karl: And did I just do finger guns back?
Chris: Yeah, you did
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Karl: Look, sometimes you just have to fulfill the higher tiers of your pyramid of needs okay
Y/N: and that's why you're wearing sunglasses in the bathtub eating chicken nuggets out of a wine glass?
Karl: see, now you're getting it. could you hand me that box of capri-suns
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FanfictionGender neutral! Includes Dream Georgenotfound Sapnap Karl Jacobs Wilbur Soot Tommyinnit (platonic/wholesome) Tubbo (platonic/wholesome) Quackity Niki Jschlatt Ranboo (platonic/wholesome) Punz Techno
