America, Tobago, England and Russia

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*Play the video while reading welp*

A Small note: Football player is America, guy with the United Kingdom flag on his pants is England, guy with the sombrero thing on his head is Tobago, and the last one is Russia, yeah.

Tobago: Why am I here?

America: Because you're Spanish-

England: Bloody hell that's not even a good reason!

Tobago: You could've gotten Spain you know R- *gets hit by a slipper*

--In the distance--

Spain: HAHA. HELL NO I AIN'T DANCIN' TO THAT. BISH.

--Back to dancing--

Russia: It is starting, da? ^ J ^

England: It already started..

America: *dancing* AM I WINNING YET.

Tobago: Not even freaking close pffft.

England: At times I like watching you fail Tobago.

Tobago: Bish I am ahead of you.

Russia: My legs are getting tired, can we stop yet? eJe

England: But the song just started-

Russia: Shshshshhh.

England: The bloody hell with you child-

America: *Completely not following the Football player's lead* I AM WINNING.

Tobago: You're not even-

England: Doing the-

Russia: Dance right-

America: I AM WINNING OKAY LET ME BELIEVE.

--5 years of dancing later. ( Reality- 4 minutes. )

America: *falls on the couch* No more- that song is pure EVIIIIL.

Tobago: *takes a sip of water* It was only 4 to 5 minutes, man.

England: *sits down on spiny chair and spins* Mmmhmmmm..

Russia: *left in the middle of the game because he supposedly got bored*

Armin: HEY BISHES.

America: *runs up to Armin, grabs his shoulders* *looks at him dead in the eye* Take away the demon.

Armin: What.

America: The demon.

Tobago: America wh-

England: Just leave him-

America: *gives Just Dance 4 to him* Take it..

Armin: ... *takes it* SASHA. EREN JAEGER. LEVI. WE'RE PLAYING A GAME BISHES.

Said names called out: *groans*

Speaking of Armin

I think I should make a AoT crack book-

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