The chicken

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Iceland: -.- Why are we doing this...?

Me: Cause Ice mah bae we're going for the quest of the fried chicken. *^*

Iceland: I bet you won't like the chicken... .-.

Me: PSSHHHT I love fried chicken~

Iceland: *secretly grabs ghost pepper sauce and smirks* If your wrong you hafta kiss me~ >:P

Me: -///- In your dreams

Iceland: Now where is the 'Oh scarce fried yummy chicken'? Hmmmm?

Me: I dunno :D

Iceland: ._. *gets a map*

Me: *looks at map* At KFC eh?

Iceland: *eats map* Yus

Me: O.o Err let us move on... *runs off and jumps in a hole*

Iceland: *jumps in with me*

Me: This tunnel will take us there faster :U

Iceland: *grabs hand* 3...2...1... *ground starts to shake*

Me: WELP

Iceland: *runs down a tunnel and climbs up*

Me: You saved mah life :O

Iceland: ._. Do I get something in return? :D

Me: Hmm... *gives a fry and stuffs in his mouth* :D

Iceland: ene

Iceland and I: *walks into the scarce KFC store*

Me: Shusshhhh we must steal the chicken :U

Iceland: *already purchased fried chicken*

Me: Orrrr buy it ._.

Iceland: Muahahaha... *pours the ghost pepper sauce on it*

Me: *takes the chicken and eats it* HAWT HAWT HAWT NU NU NU WHY ISH IT SO HAWT HOME MADE FRIED CHICKEN FROM NOW ON SJKDKOAMDID

Iceland: Ha you don't like it >:D

Me: Who said I didn't like it? :P

Iceland: ._.

Me: *kisses his cheek* -///- There you got what you want... *eats the rest of the chicken and walks away*

Iceland: °///°

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