America's lesson on how to become a DALEK

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America: FIRST- YOU GET A HELMET *puts helmet on head*

England: *puts helmet on head*

Ontario: *decides to also but helmet on head*

America: THEN- GET A SUIT OF ARMOUR

Ontario: *puts on metal armour*

England: *sighs and puts on metal armour*

America: THEN- GET A SPATULA AND A TOILET PLUNGEE THING AND GLUE IT TO YOUR ARMOUR *does so*

England: *does as said*

Ontario: *does as said*

America: NOW- RUN AROUND SAYING "EXTERMINATTTEEE EXTERMINATE!!!"

Ontario: EXTERMINATE EXTERMKNAATATTEESTYSHANIWSLSJALSMKSDERP

England: Exterminate... exterminate...

America: *smacks England*

England: BLOODY EXTERMINATE-

A real DALEK: EXTERMINATE- EXTERMKNATTTEEE!!!!!

Ontario: OHMYLORD *runs*

America: RUUUUNNNNNNN *runs*

England: OH DOCTOR HELP US- *runs*

France: *pops out of DALEK* Honhonhon~

An actual DALEK: EXTERMINATE!!!

France: MON DIEU!!!! *jumps out and runs*

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