Why you gotta be soh ruude? //shot

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Allen: *knocks on Canada's door*

Canada: *opens door* Oh hi-

Allen: This morning I jumped out of bed... Put on my best suit *eyebrow wiggle*

Canada: Ok...?

Allen: Got in my car and raced like a jet- all the way to you~

Canada: *looks around* Is this a prank? e.e

Allen: Knocked on your door, heart in my hand- to ask you a question.

Canada: ...

Allen: Can I have your sister for the rest of my life, say yes say yes cause I need to know~

Canada: ... *walks inside* ONTARIO GET DOWN HERE AND CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND!!

Allen: Wha-

Canada: You, sir, are very strange. *slams door in Allen's face*

Allen: ... WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE-

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