When Ontario hosts a Christmas party...

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Ontario: I'll be holding a Christmas party hope you guys can come~

Trinidad and Tobago: *walk in the house*

Trinidad: HMMMMM-

Tobago: *drinking two bottles of Peardrax at the same time*

Trinidad: *stuffing face with macaroni pie and chicken*

England: France, I challenge you to a drinking contest! >:D

France: Honhonhon~ Let's see how zhis ends up >:D

America: DUDES- I brought like this huge boom box so this will be the best party ever!!

Ontario: Wait wha-

Russia: *looks at Kiki* Become one... da? ^J^

Kiki: I have no idea what you mean by that but I think that's a bad thing so... *slowly inching away*

Prussia: *walks in* I just made zhis party more awesome! :D

Black*star: Nah- I am more awesome- mostly because one day I'll surpass God!

Prussia: Sure sure- but jou are not more awesome zhan me! Kesesesese!

Black*star: Fine then! I challenge you to a awesome contest to see who's more awesomer!

Prussia: Zhat ich not a vord... But it's on!

England: *hella drunk* I *hic* won! S-see, you can't beat the bloody *hic* United Kingdom! I can *hic* Hold my liquor longer than- *hic and faint*

France: *half sober- half drunk* ... Ha.

Ontario: I don't even-

Trinidad: *drinking sorrel*

Spain: *teaching Tobago and Wy the salsa*

Tobago and Wy: *doing salsa*

Canada: Ontario! what did I say about- Ohh punch! *walking over to punch*

Ontario: *anime sweat drop* What the heck is going on...

N. Italy: *suddenly doing his own cooking show* And then-a, you put-a the pasta in the-a pot, and let it-a cook!

Romano: *eating tomato and watching N. Italy's cooking show*

Kiki: *playing Pokemon Omega Ruby* Russia- I can see you- you know that right?

Russia: *behind Kiki* Hmmhmm ^J^

Kiki: One of the reasons why you kind of creep me out- but also the reason why your one of my favourite characters-

Russia: Hm?

Poland: Omg- Kiki you like totally broke the fourth wall!

Lithuania: *face palming*

Poland: Waaaiiit- *goes in bathroom* *comes back out more fabulous than ever*

Ontario: Well shi-

*World bursts from to much fabulousness*

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