"HARAMZADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
A loud screech pulled our 'Mr-I-am-done-with-life' from his peaceful deep slumber.
If it was a normal person and at a normal place, they would most probably check if something was wrong,
- But then again it was scout and this place was none other than the 'premium house'.
Tanmay stretched his back turning off the computer.
He had slept in his gaming cell itself after the stream yesternight, and again it was Ajey who was to be blamed for that.
Sath mai stream karenge, sath mai stream karenge bolke 12 bajwa diye fir khud stream cancel karke sogaya. Poor soul had to forcefully do a short 1 hour solo stream for the people who were waiting for them.
He walked out of the room expecting nothing less than a mess, judging from the noises and his experience with the devils.
Where he expected that after girls will shift in their house then maybe MAYBE they will stop with their antics but... oh god how wrong he was.
'Mai inki najaayaz maa banaa hi kyunnn he bhagwaaan mereeeee' he rubbed his eyes, as usual questioning his life decisions.
You can't blame him though as the sight in front of him can force anyone to have a mental breakdown.
As usual, there was mortal quietly sitting on the sofa trying to have a bowl of cornflakes.
How does he even manage to keep such a straight face with all the bullshit happening around him....?
Oh boy he looks so dead inside.
Suddenly he choked on something and spitted out something black.
Scout's breath almost hitched on the sight in front of him. Mortal kept the black thing which upon observing closely looked like a plastic cockroach on the table like nothing happened and continued eating.
'bhai...yeh sach mai zinda hai bhi ya nahi...'
Believe me when I say he can be really creepy at times.. and morning is certainly one of those times.
"BHOSDIWAALON JAB KEH RAHA HU UTTH JAUNGA TOH UTTH JAUNGA NA DAFAA KYU NAHI HOJAATE EK BAAR MEE!!??" Nischay's voice ringed through the stairways, as he was being pulled down along with his raincoat and blanket.
He pushed away the trio who was responsible for manhandling him so early in the morning with a jerk and literally laid down on the staircase itself, wrapping himself in the blanket like a cream roll. (dekho bhai banda cute hai. BHOT ZYADA. FITE ME ON THAT)
"TUNE DAFA HONE KAHA ISLIYE HUMNE YE KIYA" Ajey who was standing the closest to him stated like a fact, and Harsh and Sreeya who were leaning onto each others shoulder nodded in agreement.
It's been 4 weeks since the move in and 3 weeks 6 days since Sreeya has been a part of the Bakchod Group also known as the 'scout-mitao-sabha' of premium house.
Tanmay shook his head in pity....... he was pitying himself
'2 hi hafto me acchi bhali ladkiyon ko bhi bakchod banaa diya' the thing he didn't know was Ladkiyon ko YEH kya bkachod karenge, ladkiyan toh bsb hain.
wait...
you donno BSB?
you will very soon :D
"TOH HOJAATE NA MAI MARR THODI GAYA THA! ROZ ROZ GAALIYAN AUR CHAPPAL KHAANE KA SHAUK HAI DONO KO-" Nischay was SO tempted to bang either his or their heads on the wall.
The level of frustration was such in his voice that it almost terrified Scout for a moment but the trio was just gazing at him with a bored expression.
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FanfictionEvery morning when I start off with my day, I think about the life which I am blessed with. My surroundings, my Family and most importantly... my friends 'Friends are the family we choose for ourselves' indeed, and it's the purest form of relationsh...
