"BHAYI MAI KEH RAHI HU BHENCHOD YEH PAGAL HO GAYA HAI MAA KASAM." Yashi frantically walked behind Sreeya, trying to explain all of what happened in the market as shortly as she could.
"BHAYI BANDA LEGIT WAHAN REYANSH KE -khamma ghani - KE SAAMNE FLIRT KARRHA THA!!???" Sreeya barely kept herself from laughing at the sudden personality flip Yashi performed in a 10 second long sentence, when the maidservants crossed them.
Kya matlab bipolar ki voluntary chodi.
"aisa kya hi-" Sreeya couldn't even put forward her query properly before Yashi jumped RIGHT in front of her, astonishment, curiosity, and a little dust of pink on her cheeks clearly evident
"KEHTA CHILLI SAUCE SE MAANG BHARDUNGA TERI!?!??" Yashi squeaked and Sreeya burst out laughing this time.
Behen ne itni koshish ki kharab mood me rehke, poori bhoomika baandh ke, acche se Ajey waali bakchodi bataane ki but yeh snshine ki ultraviolet chodi maanti hi nahi.
Character break kara diya bc
"toh bharwaleti na! UTAAWLI TOH TU HI THI PICCHLE SAAL TAK" Sreeya reasoned, shaking Ms Thakur vigorously by her shoulders.
Yashi, meanwhile, either couldn't find the right words to address the situation, ya Sreeya ke usko hilaane se uska bhi hilgaya tha
- dimaag gandi soch dimaag.
"ABEY BHENC-"
"JALDI CHALNA MAMAJI BULARHE oh-" Nischay cut himself off, a few seconds after noticing Yashi's presence.
Yashi looked at Nischay
Nischay looked at Yashi
Sreeya kept switching looks between the duo, trying to interpret ki kahin 'eye-fuck' ko yeh log literally toh nahi legaye?
After peering at the duo for sometime, she noticed that the eye contact didn't last for more than 0.0001 of a second, kyunki Miss Yashi slash 'mere-lawde-ki-thakurani' was looking everywhere except his eyes. VIOGOROUSLY.
AND NISCHAY WAS SMIRKING!!?!?!?!??
"kahaann the aaapp~ zamaane kee baad aayee haiiinnn~" Nischay sang as he approached the duo in a deathly slow pace, not breaking the eye contact with Yashi who didn't know what to do at the point, except for standing like a statue at her place.
Shejust watched as he stepped closer..
and closer...
and closer...
- and got past her to Sreeya. Disappointing
"chal nabhayi mamaji bularhe" he said, as Sreeya wiggled her eyebrows at him, who only darted his eyes to Yashi as an answer.
- Which Sreeya got.
Mem ki nigaahein carpet ke dhaage ginne me lagi hui thi apparently, jo unke paanv ke neeche bicchke rakkhe :D
"h-han chalo" Yashi stammered, cursing herself under her breath for the same, before stepping quickly towards the lobby
"Arey yaar Yashi itna sundar chehra hai tere saamne- ye nahi ki usko dekhke. Carpet ki bunaayi taade jaarhi kabse, mujhe hi taad leti yaar merko bhi accha laggjaata thoda."
NOW Sreeya was getting irritated.
Ya toh bhosdiko confess karlo
Ya Yashi iske daant toddke iski gand me fit karde
Ye 14 saal ki navvivaaahit nibba-nibbi jodi na use dekhne me maza aarha, and she was sure na hi Yashi ke gharwalo ko aayega.
Aur fir bhen ke 'isliye tera koi bouy-phrand nahi hai taane kam thhe kya? jo ye ek aur aagya singlepane ki gand maarne :))
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The Content House || Yoothobers ||
FanfictionEvery morning when I start off with my day, I think about the life which I am blessed with. My surroundings, my Family and most importantly... my friends 'Friends are the family we choose for ourselves' indeed, and it's the purest form of relationsh...
