"baar baar ghadi kya dekhraha hai bc either jaake bulaa le ya bulwaa le unhe" Yashi started while boredly rotating her phone over her desk and Sreeya hummed in support while balancing a pencil where her moustache should have been agar woh Sreeya ki jagha Sreekanth hoti.
Scout huffed and turned his head towards Yashi
She too, looked up to find his eyes fixed on her with a glance which was simply disappointed, not in them but the pair of tattu(a)s.
"jaa~a" Yashi beckoned at the door simply, making a 'dont-fucking-test-my-boriyat' face.
"mai jaara aur inki arthi lekar aara" He said pulling up the sleeves of his black jacket and while Yashi got up- sorry tried to get up to stop him, because Sreeya got up at the EXACT moment while simultaneously pushing Yashi down by her head
"Akele saare maze uthaogi maaji?" She said with a wide grin plastered across, but was soon stopped by a firm pull from Ms. Electrostatic Quadrapole ki chodi (kya matlab nayi terms seekhke flex maarti yahan)
Sreeya turned around to face her with a questioning glance and Yashi could only raise her eyebrows at her.
"BHAYI INN DONO BEHEN KE LAWDON KA KHOON MERE HAATHON HONA LIKHA HO YA NA HO, PAR MERI KHOOBSURAT BHOORI AAKHEIN INHE JAL BIN MACCHLI JASE SCOUT KE DOLON KE BEECH TADAPTA HUA DEKHNA DESERVE KARTI HAIN PLEASE BHOSDIWALI-"
"Scout-"
"Nahi Sreeya tu galat kehri iss baar..." Scout started and Yashi looked at her partner with a 'told-you' look,
"....in bhosdiwalo ka khoon tere hi haathon likkha hai"
Yashi and Sreeya both snapped their heads towards him with velocity greater than the time period of revolution of a point charged electron in an electric field :D
While Yashi had a 'dafaq' look plastered on her face, Sreeya was looking at their samuhik mom with proud eyes as sh- sorry he freed Sreeya from Ms Venus Flytrap's grip.
"SCOUT!!??"
"Dekh Yashi, coach MAI hu, and besides, inka murder karke surrender bhi kardu na, tab bhi koi dikkat nahi hogi kyunki yeh jag zahaair hai ki kitne bhosdiwale hain ye dono tattu" Scout said in one breath while looking at his wristwatch once again
"tatte-" Sreeya corrected
"HARSH- KANEEZ HAAZIR HO" Scout said while clapping his hands twice, and the chikni but well built masculine kaneez entered the room with a rose between his teeth, hair a bit disheveled, and a tray on which was a bottle with some red-brown liquid.
"yee~~?" Sreeya questioned pointing at the bottle, whose lid had been clearly sealed shut.
"chaaii haii... tumhare tEaMmAtEs ke liye" Harsh replied and Yashi's eyes widened in shock
"BHOSDIKE FEKK DI THI MAINE!!?!?"
"dobara banaali- for a GOOD CAUSE this time :D" Harsh replied, hi-fiving with Sreeya, "aapki khidmat me haazir huzur" he said while handing the rose to Scout very courteously and diverting his attention from Yashi.
"Aaditya ke tatton ke room me chalo, unhe BHARI DOPEHER ki neend se jagaane ka farmaan diya hai huzur-ae-aala ne" Sreeya replied as she bowed before Scout and motioned towards the door
"bhayi bakchodon merko tumpar footi kaudi ka vishwaas nahi.. bechaare mere seedhe-saadhe Scout ko bhi bhosdapanti sikha di-" Yashi said while pushing away all of them, and pivoted to face them while blocking the door very dramatically, "mai aarahi hu saath, pehle pyaar fir vaar, jabran ki world war 3 chhedne ki jarurat nahi" she said very evidently glaring at Sreeya and Harsh
"BEY YASHI TU-"
"BHOSDIKE KANEEZ TUJHE DEEWAAR ME CHUNWADUNGI CHUP REH" Yashi interfered Harsh before he could say anything, and this time Scout jumped in to make amends.
"Thik hai, par agar tere 3 baar kehne pe na uthe na. . . toh phir mai inke muh me dedunga"
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The Content House || Yoothobers ||
FanfictionEvery morning when I start off with my day, I think about the life which I am blessed with. My surroundings, my Family and most importantly... my friends 'Friends are the family we choose for ourselves' indeed, and it's the purest form of relationsh...
