Follow Asher or when he gets reincarnated, Smaug. But when some Blue Haired useless goddess messes up his wish he, now she, must explore the world with his friend Kazuma and the strange party they form.
(I suck at descriptions.)
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(This chapter was gonna be out sooner, but the power went out while I was typing it last night.)
Morning time at the stables and we see our Hero Smaug, sleeping with drool falling down her face and her hair all messed up. Aqua is next to her snoring.
Kazuma is already up and he's holding a bag of money and a broom.
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'This money is meaningless.' Kazuma thinks to himself. 'Feeling satisfied with just a few coins, taking care of a useless goddess and a idiotic friend turned into a female dragon...' "This is not the parallel world life I wished for!" He says out loud. "Fighting ferocious dragons with a cursed or holy sword, being lauded as a chosen hero, love blossoming with a party member... Isn't that how it's supposed to be?"
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"Konosuba" Tanya chuckles.
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The party is sitting at a table in the guild hall.
Aqua slams her fists on the table. "I've had all I can take of living in debt! A quest! Thanks to that Dullahan, there are only tough ones left, but let's accept one! I want money!"
"I... I don't mind..." Darkness speaks up.
Aqua jumps out of her seat and desperately hugs Kazuma. "P-Please!" She rubs her face on Kazuma's chest. "I'm sick of working part-time in the shopping district! The manager yells at me if any croquettes aren't sold! I'll work hard! I'll give it everything I've got this time! Please!"
Smaug rubs her head. 'I wish this world had Aspirin.'
Kazuma pulls Aqua off of him. "I'm sure I'll run out of money eventually, too, so go find a decent-looking quest for us."
Aqua stands up all cheery now and salutes. "Got it!" She runs over to the quest board.
"I need money, too." Smaug says.
"What happened to all the money you made with the cabbages!" Kazuma yells in shock.
Smaug nervously chuckles and looks away.
"You spent all your money on food didn't you?" Kazuma asks her.
Smaug begins to sweat.
"She did." Megumin states.
"Hey!" Smaug yells. "I'll have you know I'm a growing dragon! So to grow taller I need to eat a lot of food and drink milk!" Smaug pouts and crosses her arms.
Kazuma groans and he gets up and goes over to check on Aqua.
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"Where the hell am I?" Smaug? asks
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The party is traveling down the road with Aqua in a cage being pulled by a horse drawn carriage.
