21 pilots werewolves? + tom cruise

TOP GUNN MAVERICk colon

P.O.V intestines hairy in Keanu Reeves mouth

From where we left off: mom paralysed waste down, meat pulled off bone, leg gone, mistakes made, incest occurred?!?! JUnGKOOK boobiES?

after having paralysed mom, I decide it is best to saw off her leg "OUCHIE" she yells, as i detach her leg and start to sow it onto where my meatless leg was. 

i once peed my pants in a public train station, outside in the car park. 

in 2006 I buried a family of 6, in Birmingham. 17 buried, 0 found.

I always pee on the toilet seat, i miss on purpose.

on April fools day i lace everyone's food with cyanide.

I used to pee and poo in a bucket in my back garden with friends and say it was magic spells.

I was bron with a tail, and meaty hands

my bones hurt sos much

i drank piss when i was younger, i now drink it daily.

i kidnapped a granny once and gave her a special tea (it was my special magic spell from the backgarden which was 18 years old.)

i ate a toad once. (it was a baby, i think it was looking for its mother)

17 minutes remain...

flexing my toes with my new leg, i feel better than ever. just then a bang comes from upstairs, its keanu reeves. I look up from the stairs to see tom cruise having been pinned to the wall by keanu reeves and they were meeting tongues with one another. "Wow tom, you sure know you way around a HARD SEX man." Keanu says as he twiddles with his hair. "MMM yes baby you sure know how to pin me to the kitchen wall. let us preform HARD KITCHEN SEX". 

Keanu instantly enters the matrix, and brings out a HARD SEX GUN. "bang bang baby, turn your ass for papa." Tom cruise rolls a d20 to see if he can perform the hunt for sex. "i love the thrill of the hunt." Tom whispers into Keanus gooey, yellow, ear wax covered, hairy ears. He then licks a long stripe down into the ear hole, globbing a big yellow piece of ear wax and gulping it down. "mmm yum yum." Keanus eyess burst open "i gotta kill i gotta kill i gotta kill i gotta kill i gotta kill so so bad. i gotta kill someone right now."

i love the feeling of hair down my throat

yum yum earwax, love to lick ears

i love the taste of trench foot in my mouth it is my favourite foot 

5 people died that day

i can still hear the screams, it haunts me.

poo is a great fertilizer

i ate another toad (i think it was also a baby, i dont feel bad)

I was myself with dirty hot tub water, i love the feeling of other peoples dead skin cells on my body

i collect other peoples hair from the hairdressers and make myself wigs

sometimes i change ties in the middle of the day to see if anyone notices 

HARD SEX TOME CRUISE

gay

EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID CAN BE USED IN CAUGHT< THIS IS A CONFESSIOm

after keanu realises his strong thirst for murder he puts up his top gun maverick ak 47 and shoots tom cruise in the head. "you were great HARD SEX but our love shall come for an end." a single tear leaves keanus face "you just took too much earwax. i needed it, i love ear wax, i love ear wax, i love ear wax, i love ear wax, i love ear wax, i love ear wax, i love ear wax."

DONT TRY THUS AT HOME WE ARTE PROFESSIONALS 

STG44, Automaton, itra burst, bar, as44, nz-41, volkssturmgewehr, cooper carbine, kg m40, nikita avt, mp-450, sten, m1928, owen gun, type 100, ppsh-41, h4 blixen, armaguerra 43, welgun, einhorn revolving, combat shotgun, gracey auto, double barrel, mg42, dp27, type 11, bren, whitley, m1 garand, svt-40, g-43, m1916, type 99, 3-line rifle, kar98k, gorenko anti-tank rifle, combat shield.

this shall be continued..