if I was an Ennead

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Me: hi...

Random human: goddes Uffa?

Me: uhm...no?

Random human: That is a dead nody?

Me: nope

. . .

Horus: Do you want to help us to defeat Seth?

Me: No, thank you *walk away*

. . .

Isis: *After find out that Osiris raped Seth* What should I do?

Me: Kill Osiris?

Isis: ...

Me: Beat him up?

Isis: Can you call me Hator please?

. . .

Me: I know you're gay!

Horus: No! I'm not!

Me: Calm down, I'm part of the LGBTQ+ too.

Horus: Really?

Me: So you admit you're gay!

. . .

Me: *wakes up*

Random human: Goddess Uffa!

Me: No, today is God Uffa

Random Human: But-

Me: Darling, today I'm a man. Deal with it!