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Horus: can we just sum all up

Me: I am Uffa god-

Horus: i mean your friends

Me: ok, so this is Ploma, goddess of of animals

Ploma: You still don't know my name?

Me: this is Allyn, goddess of love

Allyn: you all are my whores

Me: ...

Me: this is Ruby, goddess of beauty

Ruby: You can tell by just looking at me

Me: Labestuoi, goddess of imagination

Horus: wait, where did she came from?

Labestuoi: Hi! Hi!

Horus: you fucking doubled

Me: you can't do math...

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Me: *stares*

Isis: *stares*

Me: So?

Isis: No! I won't let you in!

Me: pleasee!

. . .

Anubis: Finally, my dogs!

Me: Sorry for...taking them.

Anubis: You kidnapped them!

Me: ...

Me: doggy came to mommy.

Anubis: No! Don't go to her! No!...my dog...

. . .

Me: hey!

Thoth: oh, hey!

Me: i have a question, can you help me?

Thoth: sure!

Me: why people don't want me in their temple?

Thoth: oh, maybe because they fell like you disturb them.

Me: always? Every hour of every day?

Thoth: then, they just don't like you.

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