if I was an Ennead

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Me: *hugs Horus*

Horus: Go. Back. To. Your. Tample.

. . .

Horus and Seth: *fighting for the throne*

Me:*looks around*

Anubis: *exists*

Me: Oh my Ra! You're the most cute thing in this place

. . .

Isis: I think we need to talk

Me: ...

Me: About what? I swear I didn't push that human down that bridge, he jumped

Isis: What are you talking about?

Me: *nervous giggling* Just joking

. . .

Horus: I think we need to talk

Me: No, I swear I didn't tell your mother that you love Seth

Horus: What are you talking about?

Me: Noth-

Horus: Wait! What did you do?!

Me: She asked me who was the girl that stole your heart! What was I supposed to do?

Horus: Tell her you didn't know

Me: ...

Me: Fuck! You're right!