if I was an Ennead

27

(chapter 25 was put in a new book! With an y/n oc too)

Horus: I have been walking around

Me: ...ok?

Horus: and I haven't seen any new god in a while...

Me: oh?

Horus: so...no more-

Me: *points at a new deity* they are Ebi, say hi to Ebi

Horus: ...hi

Ebi: hi

- - - -

Thoth: hi?

Me: They kicked me out

Thoth: from where?

Me: like...every place?

Thoth: ...

Thoth: is it even possible?

. . .

Ra: I was thinking...

Me: that's scary

. . .

Horus: so like...

Me: I am basically illegal

Horus: because you're gay?

Me: no dumbass! Because I can't go anywhere

. . .

Me: *dressed as a sailor* I am going away!

Horus: should I stop you?

Me: yes please

Don't ask why I am writing this on my birthday. I guess the food inspired me <3