22 - tgcf references (because I love the fucking books, sorry)

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Horus: Do you have ideas how to make Seth fall for me?

Me: dress him up as a bride while you are dressed similar to a groom in the end open your umbrella under the blood rain

Horus: ...

Horus: what?

Me: *runs away*

Horus: *turns to Ploma*

Ploma: *stare back at him*

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All the references to tgcf are purely casual

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Thoth: so your future-

Me: it's pitch black? It's not possible I only wear white

Thoth: ...

Thoth: you never wear white-

. . .

Anubis: where are you going?

Me: *dramatically* the ghost city

Anubis: you mean duat?

. . .

Me: I DO NOT WORSHIP GOD! I AM GOD!

Maat: I just asked you to give this to Ra

. . .

Me: *on the balcony*

Me: BUTTERFLIES! TONIGHT WE STEAL...

Seth: *whispering in a corner, out of sight* Gege

. . .

Me: I always get snake eyes

Me: *throw the dices*

Dices: 5

Seth: LIAR BITCH

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