Chris: Last episode was crammed full of monkeys, and monkey crammed full. And although Team Kinosewak got trapped, it was Team Maskwak who lost a player. All because Ella-- sweet, sweet Ella-- went against my wishes and sang her own swan song. Hey, beat it! Ella's gone. I shot her.
[animals gasp]
Chris: From a cannon. Off the island. (The animals leave) Thank you. Anyway, what were we doing? Oh, right. Eight players remain. Who will stay and who gets blasted away? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!
Jasmine yawns
[clunk]
Max [muttering]: Eh? Must your giant feet be so noisy? I was having the most delightful dream.
Jasmine: Was it you being blasted out of a cannon for costing us the last challenge? That was my dream.
Max: No, I was being carried by many minions like an Egyptian king.
Jasmine: Looks like your servants are still with you.
Max [screaming after noticing the ants]: Ants! Bah! Foul vermin! [gasps] Ew! Disgusting! Sidekick! Clean my bed at once! Where is that lazy fool? Sidekick!
Scarlett groans
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: I. Need. Him. Gone. When people realize how dense he is, they'll know I made all his gadgets.
(Confessional Off)
Scarlett gasps
Max [evil chuckle] :Feel the heat of my death ray! [evil laugh] Ah! My bed! The ants have started a fire somehow!
Dave: Sky... will you be my jungle queen?
Sky: What?!
Dave: I said, want some berries? They're clean.
Sky: Oh. Thanks.
(Confessionals Onn)
Sky: Okay, I kinda flirt with Dave sometimes. And I dreamt about him. And my tummy fills with butterflies when he's around, but that doesn't mean I have a crush on him. I can't. I'm not looking for romance. He gets it.
Dave: Sky's acting weird, and I'm no dummy. I get it. It's 'cause I haven't kissed her yet! I just want our first kiss to be perfect, you know?
(Confesionals Off)
Dave chews
Sugar: Them two bein' lovey-dovey means one thing. An alliance! We gotta keep 'em apart, or else it's game over for one of us.
Shawn: Probably you
Y/N: Defiantly you
Sugar: Or, we could form an alliance of our own.
(Confessional: Onn)
Shawn: There's no nice way to say this. I'd rather be eaten by a zombie!
Y/N: an alliance with the person who got my crush kicked off, no thanks, and how do I know you ask, I have my suspicions
(Confessional Off)
Dave: Uh, you got a little something there. No, no, please. Allow me.
Sugar [gasps]: I got it! [lick]
(Confessionals Onn)
Dave: Note to self: Never kiss Sky's left cheek.
Sugar: Ain't gonna be no lovey-dovey alliances happening while I'm around. I'm like the opposite of one of them match-making fairy godmothers. Whatever that would be. Some sort of unicorn, I guess.
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Total Drama- Ella X Male Reader
FanfictionYou were chosen to be on Total Drama, you were so stoked to be on the show but you didn't know that there would be cute girls there, one of them catches your eye
